bloke see,s an advert in a petshop window talkin centipede £5000 he buy,s it takes it home in a small box and after about 30mins opens the box and asks if it would like to go for a pint, the centipede does,nt answer, raising his voice he repeats the question still no reply, gettin angry thinkin he,s been done he shouts the question at which the centipede sticks his head out of his box and says i heard you the first time i was puttin my bloody shoes on
