An officer pulls a guy over for speeding. Asks the driver for license and registration. Then, being a dick, asks the driver for his insurance card. After 10 minutes of radio calls and taking his time, the officer walks back to the driver and asks, "Sir, have you been drinking tonight?"
The driver replies "no" and then asks the officer "why?".
The officer replies. " Well sir, your eyes look rather bloodshot. i figured you had been drinking".
The driver then asks the officer, "Officer, have you been eating donuts tonight?"
The officer replies, " No. Why do you ask?
The driver says, "Well officer, Your eyes look awful GLAZED!"
