while having lunch one afternoon with two coworkers.Fred says to his two buddies.last night after making love to my wife i whispered sweet nothings into her ear.she was so happy that she hovered about an inch off the bed.the 1st friend says after i make love to my girlfriend i kiss her neck and tell her how beautifully she is and she hovers a foot off the bed.the 2nd friend says aw thats nothing when I'm done screwing my old lady i go over and wipe my dick off on the curtains.she hits the ceiling every time
