A man circles the block several times after midnight downtown, and he finally spots an open parking space.
As he is locking the car up, he notices someone waving at him from an upper story in the building across the street. He takes a closer look and sees a stunningly gorgeous woman in a sheer negligee standing on her terrace, and she is motioning him to come up. He looks side to side and realizes that indeed she is waving at him!
He counts the windows and the floors and then heads into the building. He punches in the correct floor number on the elevator and paces nervously as he waits to get to her floor. He can't believe his luck! He is so excited he can hardly wait.
He nervously exits the elevator and walks down the hall. He sees a door partly ajar. He stops and peers inside the room. He sees the woman sitting on the edge of her bed. There eyes meet and she motions for him to come in. He smiles at her as he approaches her.
She whispers "slip your trousers off"
And he does.
She reaches out and takes his penis in the palm of her left hand. By this time, the man's heart is pounding in anticipation!
Then the lady looks him in the eyes.
To his dsibelief, the lovely woman begins to beat his penis with her fist as hard as she can, and as she continues doing so, she firmly says:
"And don't you EVER park in my reserved place again!"
