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Offline coolcat2002

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This is also for movies with a cool bike scene in it like Terminator 1 & 2, Great Escape, or
Tomorrow Never Dies.

Put a summary of why you like it or recommend it.

Up for review:

'Beyond the Law' with Charlie Sheen:
Ok, the movie sucks a little bit.  But that's not the point.  It attempts to answer the question:  How to I be part of a hard core biker gang?

Summary:  NARC joins biker gang, has identity crisis.

This is what I learned:

1.  Know someone already in their circle
2.  Have a killer scoot ( a CB helps but don't use a bike of someone you arrested, they might recognize it.)
3.  Have a troubled past (molested, etc.) so that you can justify beating people up
4.  Be willing to do drugs, (smoking and drinking is a given duh)
5.  Commit 2 felonies in front of a member
6.  Don't let anyone "rat-#$%*" your colors
7.  Don't carry a gun... Carry at least 2 guns, one backup and a knife.
8.  Curse a lot and have a quick wit or one liner for every question.  (If he says, "Shoot him and I'll blow your head off."  You say, "No one lives forever.")
9.  You need to be "crazy enough"
10. Helmets are losers.

Offline Aaron J Williams

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How about Mad Max?

 It's the first movie I saw where they did a burnout circle with the bike and then burned a line through the center. I have always wanted to try it but I don't have a bike with enough power.
There are old bikers and there are bold bikers but there are very few old, bold bikers.

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Not doing what you can to make your bike ride-able during the best riding months of the year kind of defeats the purpose of owning it in the first place.