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Offline nickjtc

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Not to be outdone archeologists
« on: July 18, 2007, 10:22:58 AM »
After having dug to a depth of 10 meters last year, Scottish scientists found traces of copper wire dating back 100 years and came to the conclusion that their ancestors already had a telephone network more than 100 years ago.

Not to be outdone by the Scots, in the weeks that followed, British scientists dug to a depth of 20 meters and, shortly after, headlines in the UK newspapers read:  "British archaeologists have found traces of 200 year old copper wire and have concluded that their ancestors already had an advanced high-tech communications network a hundred years earlier than the Scots."

One week later, an East Coast newspaper, reported the following:
 
"After digging as deep as 30 meters in fields near Come-By-Chance, Newfoundland, George Upshaw, a self taught archaeologist, reported that he found absolutely nothing.  George has therefore concluded that 300 years ago Newfoundlanders were already using wireless."
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Re: Not to be outdone archeologists
« Reply #1 on: July 18, 2007, 10:26:02 AM »
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Re: Not to be outdone archeologists
« Reply #2 on: July 18, 2007, 10:32:35 AM »
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Re: Not to be outdone archeologists
« Reply #3 on: July 21, 2007, 02:53:19 AM »
good one :D
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Re: Not to be outdone archeologists
« Reply #4 on: July 21, 2007, 09:49:27 AM »
Yup, a good 'un. :-)
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