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Offline gregwaits

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Three skiers on vacation
« on: July 20, 2007, 07:47:57 AM »
3 college buds decided on a whim to drive to Colorado and ski the weekend. On the way up they ran into some bad weather and we forced to stop in a small town.

The local motel only had one vacancy. Much to their chagrin they were informed that the room only had one queen sized bed and no rollaways.

They reasoned that they were spending just the one night before resuming their trip so they all piled into bed and went to sleep.

The next morning when they awoke, the guy on the left side of the bed said: "I had the strangest dream last night. I dreamt that I was at home with my girlfriend and she was giving me a nice handjob!"

The guy on the opposite side of the bed said: "Wow, that is ironic; I had the same dream!"

The guy in the middle replied: "Not me. I have been looking forward to getting back on the slopes again for so long that I dreamed I was roaring down the slopes, ski poles in hand"

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« Last Edit: July 22, 2007, 08:09:44 AM by gregwaits »
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Re: Three skiers on vacation
« Reply #1 on: July 20, 2007, 02:10:22 PM »
I could see that one coming a mile away...
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Re: Three skiers on vacation
« Reply #2 on: July 21, 2007, 08:55:51 AM »
And yet you kept reading right! :D