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Offline gregwaits

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husband and wife in bed
« on: July 22, 2007, 08:08:23 AM »
A man was lying in bed with his wife late one night. His wife was asleep when he reached over and softly began to run his hands alongside her side, around her curves, past her hips and down to her legs. Then he reached over and ran his hand inside of her thigh, gently tracing her form.

She stirred and started to become aroused. She repositioned herself. He continued for a few more seconds, running his hand to her upper thigh. About this time she was beside herself with desire.

Suddenly he stopped and rolled back to his side.

As the television turned on she sat up, noticeably perturbed.

In a frustrated tone of voice she asked "Why did you stop!?

Without looking away from the television he calmly replied:

"I found the remote"
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Re: husband and wife in bed
« Reply #1 on: July 22, 2007, 08:17:46 AM »
What is it that women eat that ruins their sexual appetite?

















Wedding Cake!
And just in case the urge should ever return they stash a piece in the back of the freezer for the next twenty or so years!  ;D
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Re: husband and wife in bed
« Reply #2 on: July 22, 2007, 07:09:05 PM »
Another one starts the same way...

A husband is in bed next to his wife in the dark and starts running his hands over her body. Knowing what he wanted, she rolls over and says, "I'm sorry.. we can't tonight as I have a gynecologist appointment tomorrow and I want to stay fresh for it." The husband frustratedly rolls over and closes his eyes.

A few minutes later he opens his eyes, rolls back over toward his wife and asks, "Well, you don't have a dentist appointment tomorrow, do you?"
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Re: husband and wife in bed
« Reply #3 on: July 22, 2007, 10:31:22 PM »
Quote from: Jonesy on July 22, 2007, 07:09:05 PM

A few minutes later he opens his eyes, rolls back over toward his wife and asks, "Well, you don't have a dentist appointment tomorrow, do you?"

Or a proct....  nope, sorry.  can't do it! :-[ ::)
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Re: husband and wife in bed
« Reply #4 on: July 24, 2007, 05:15:52 AM »
 :o ;D
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Re: husband and wife in bed
« Reply #5 on: July 24, 2007, 04:47:40 PM »
LOL!!!  The first time my girl said that she was "unable" my response was, "When a roller coaster at 6 flags is not operating properly, they don't close the whole park."  ;D 
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Re: husband and wife in bed
« Reply #6 on: July 24, 2007, 04:50:43 PM »
Quote from: cleveland on July 24, 2007, 04:47:40 PM
LOL!!!  The first time my girl said that she was "unable" my response was, "When a roller coaster at 6 flags is not operating properly, they don't close the whole park."  ;D 

How long were you in the coma for? :o ;D
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« Reply #7 on: July 24, 2007, 05:11:07 PM »
I got an Lutheran Irish girl, life is good. ;D

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