Author Topic: T-shirt slogans........ (Read 7162 times)

nickjtc · « **on:** July 26, 2007, 04:04:27 PM »

Some I've seen, many I've not!

nickjtc · « **Reply #1 on:** July 26, 2007, 04:05:56 PM »

And more...

nickjtc · « **Reply #2 on:** July 26, 2007, 04:07:03 PM »

And more still...

nickjtc · « **Reply #3 on:** July 26, 2007, 04:08:16 PM »

And yet more....

nickjtc · « **Reply #4 on:** July 26, 2007, 04:09:25 PM »

That's it.

Roach Carver · « **Reply #5 on:** July 26, 2007, 05:09:27 PM »

Roach Carver · « **Reply #6 on:** July 26, 2007, 05:16:54 PM »

Roach Carver · « **Reply #7 on:** July 26, 2007, 05:17:26 PM »

eldar · « **Reply #8 on:** July 27, 2007, 07:34:27 AM »

I have the "let me drop everything and work on your problem" shirt. I wear it to work a lot! I work at a college in the computer dept. You understand why I wear it!

I also have a shirt that says' annoying people, just one more service I offer" and it has a picture of a stick person giving another stick person a wedgie!
My 4 year old points to the wedgeor and says daddy and then to the wedgee and says mommy! It is pretty funny and she came up with it on her own!

Otherwise, go to www.tshirthell.com for some good ones.

Rushoid · « **Reply #9 on:** July 27, 2007, 08:58:19 AM »

Eldar, is your real name "Nick Burns?"

CrisPDuk · « **Reply #10 on:** July 27, 2007, 09:49:01 AM »

It's not on a t-shirt but I have the 'born right handed' slogan on the wall in my office

My daughter has a shirt that reads "I have a perfectly bad attitude of my own, I don't need yours!"

I think it sums her up perfectly

What's known as a 'chip off the old block' I think

dusterdude · « **Reply #11 on:** July 27, 2007, 10:36:25 AM »

Quote from: 71cb750 on July 26, 2007, 05:09:27 PM

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terry,this one is for you.

eldar · « **Reply #12 on:** July 27, 2007, 10:56:27 AM »

Ummm...No my name is NOT Nick Burns. Do you have a question?

333 · « **Reply #13 on:** July 27, 2007, 01:17:49 PM »

You trying to say something?

mark · « **Reply #14 on:** August 27, 2007, 09:54:49 PM »

A personal favorite..

neil young · « **Reply #15 on:** August 28, 2007, 05:01:10 AM »

Quote from: madmark73 on August 27, 2007, 09:54:49 PM

A personal favorite..

ah mark your killing me.

;Dthat is to funny.

firecracker · « **Reply #16 on:** August 28, 2007, 06:58:06 AM »

Not only does the t-shirt crack me up because it's SO over the top offensive (kinda like my sense of humor), this photo makes it even better.

And you know the TSA guy is wearing this shirt under his uniform.

Who wants to bet the Dude also has this shirt in his closet at home?

Sam Green Racing · « **Reply #17 on:** August 28, 2007, 05:48:49 PM »

Last month I got a birthday card from my eldest son.
on the front it said "Hi Dad, as it's your birthday, I've paid a years subscription for you to the Tunbridge Wells Angling Team"

On opening the card, I found a picture of the teams T shirt, it had printed on it.....................

T.W.A.T.

Sam.

neil young · « **Reply #18 on:** August 29, 2007, 12:16:30 AM »

i saw someone wearing a shirt that said welcome to Ontario where you can marry a fag but you cant smoke one.another that read...this isn't a beer belly its a gas tank for a love machine.(you had to see this guy's gut it was huge)

736cc · « **Reply #19 on:** September 01, 2007, 02:48:59 PM »

on the back of a biker t-shirt:

"IF YOU CAN READ THIS,
THE #$%* FELL OFF!"

fuzzybutt · « **Reply #20 on:** September 17, 2007, 06:42:58 PM »

i have one that reads "my day isnt complete till i've frightened a complete stranger" it fits my personality well.

Einyodeler · « **Reply #21 on:** September 17, 2007, 08:22:34 PM »

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mrbreeze · « **Reply #22 on:** September 17, 2007, 11:44:21 PM »

Quote from: Einyodeler on September 17, 2007, 08:22:34 PM

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I need an address!!

mrbreeze · « **Reply #23 on:** September 18, 2007, 12:07:35 AM »

OK....this post has caused me to go through my old T shirt drawer. Here goes.....
1.(picture of a fishing fly on the front....royal wulff)....On the back reads...The way to a mans heart is through his fly
2.Picture of 4 asses hanging over a wall....caption.....As near as I can tell,we're somewhere behind Mt. Rushmore
3.Official member of the piss & moan about everything club
4. I chose the road less traveled...now where the hell am I ?
5. I'm busy,you're ugly,have a nice day

6. Picture of W.C. Fields...A man has to believe in something....I believe I'll have another beer
7.I didn't do it!!
8.Things to NOT do today...1.Care 2. Listen 3. Pay attention
9. Life...It's sexually transmitted and always deadly
10. Your village called...their idiot is missing
11.Coed naked bar hopping.....Take me drunk...I'm home

There might be more packed away or in my dirty clothes hamper. Thanks for helping me sort out my T shirt drawer!!

firecracker · « **Reply #24 on:** September 18, 2007, 08:35:12 AM »

Spring break (a LONG time ago) picked up a shirt with this on it...

Remember when Hard Rock cafe shirts were HUGE? Being the immature little sh!t that I was, I had to buy one like this:

(couldn't find a picture, but you should get the idea)

Sad (?) thing is, I still haven't grown up...

Hope · « **Reply #25 on:** September 18, 2007, 09:36:58 AM »

mrbreeze · « **Reply #26 on:** September 18, 2007, 08:54:13 PM »

I had one that read HARD ON CAFE....can't remember what the rest of it said.....bought it in Keystone,SD around 97-98 Sturgis rally.......not sure what became of that shirt.

mark · « **Reply #27 on:** November 18, 2007, 04:28:29 PM »

Buzz sent me this one after I sent one of those x-ray shirts.

It's a real favorite at work. I put a matchbook there for the picture so nobody gets offended.

cleveland · « **Reply #28 on:** November 20, 2007, 05:21:31 PM »

I have this one. Pretty much sums it up.

http://www.lifelibertyetc.com/product.aspx?pid=5&images=1&imgid=104

upperlake04 · « **Reply #29 on:** November 21, 2007, 05:50:06 AM »

eldar · « **Reply #30 on:** November 21, 2007, 06:38:33 AM »

Nothing like a fat old guy in a shirt like that! Says it all with NO confusion!

74cb750 · « **Reply #31 on:** November 22, 2007, 04:05:26 AM »

There are a bunch of tshirts w different slogans at www.cafepress.com . I tried many times to come up w something witty, but seems all the slogans I came up with were taken. $:-\$

My favorite tshirt says:
The more I know about women, the more I love my motorcycle.
peace,
michel

cleveland · « **Reply #32 on:** November 22, 2007, 07:29:04 AM »

Quote from: 74cb750 on November 22, 2007, 04:05:26 AM

There are a bunch of tshirts w different slogans at www.cafepress.com .

Oh man, this one's the best! Happy Thanksgiving!

http://www.cafepress.com/buy//-/pv_design_prod/p_storeid.37361230/pNo_37361230/id_9737142/opt_/pg_/c_/fpt_

merc2dogs · « **Reply #33 on:** November 23, 2007, 02:17:47 AM »

Used to have a shirt that an old girlfriend made for me,was kinda porn, and 'pretty' at the same time.
wasn't an iron on, but made with applique (?) If you just glanced at it, it looked like a close up view of the center of a flower, but it was actualy a chest down 'between bellies' view of a couple having sex on a stool, both leaning away with their heads back. No 'organs' showing other then a nice pair.
Don't know how many people came up and said 'I like your shirt',or 'that's pretty', I normally got halfway through saying 'thanks, my girlfriend made it' before their jaws would drop.

My girlfriend at the time was a real artist, and sold some pretty impressive works. Living with her is wher I learned a lot of making molds, casting and so on.

Ken.

mark · « **Reply #34 on:** November 23, 2007, 01:01:00 PM »

Mom went to N.Y.C. a few years back and all I got was.............

I usually get comments about it so I explain........

"My Mom went there and sent me this shirt."

She didn't find that as amusing as I did.

firecracker · « **Reply #35 on:** November 26, 2007, 07:44:01 AM »

Quote from: cleveland on November 22, 2007, 07:29:04 AM

Oh man, this one's the best! Happy Thanksgiving!

http://www.cafepress.com/buy//-/pv_design_prod/p_storeid.37361230/pNo_37361230/id_9737142/opt_/pg_/c_/fpt_

I think this is pretty good AND I also think "get over it!". See? I'm an equal opportunity offender.

Steve F · « **Reply #36 on:** November 26, 2007, 09:40:42 AM »

Quote from: firecracker on November 26, 2007, 07:44:01 AM

Quote from: cleveland on November 22, 2007, 07:29:04 AM

Oh man, this one's the best! Happy Thanksgiving!

http://www.cafepress.com/buy//-/pv_design_prod/p_storeid.37361230/pNo_37361230/id_9737142/opt_/pg_/c_/fpt_

I think this is pretty good AND I also think "get over it!". See? I'm an equal opportunity offender.

All that's saying is we've been loosing at the "homeland security" thing since 1492. Not much has improved.

firecracker · « **Reply #37 on:** November 26, 2007, 02:56:00 PM »

Here's my favorite Homeland Security shirt.

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Author Topic: T-shirt slogans........ (Read 7162 times)

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