This minister just had all of his remaining teeth pulled and new
dentures were being made. The first Sunday, he only preached 10
minutes.
The second Sunday, he preached only 20 minutes.
But, on the third Sunday, he preached 1 hour 25 minutes.
When asked about this by some of the congregation, he responded this
way:
"The first Sunday, my gums were so sore it hurt to talk. The second
Sunday, my new dentures were still hurting me a lot. The third Sunday,
I accidentally grabbed my wife's dentures... and I couldn't shut up."
