Author Topic: missing (Read 2199 times)

the rag · « **on:** July 05, 2007, 01:29:04 PM »

we the people of ireland want to report a round orange disc that is usually seen in the sky as offically missing

any sightings should be reported to the police immediately

any ransom will be paid from national lottery funds for its return even for one day

fire lighting again tonight storm raging outside

SteveD CB500F · « **Reply #1 on:** July 05, 2007, 02:04:11 PM »

Not seen one of them around here since April mate...

ledbetter · « **Reply #2 on:** July 05, 2007, 02:09:09 PM »

Will return disk for a ransome of rain at lest 15 inches or more

Ledbetter

Sam Green Racing · « **Reply #3 on:** July 05, 2007, 02:44:21 PM »

You give us our orange disc back mate and you can have as much fcuking rain water as you want, we've got houses full of the stuff.

Sam.

Steve F · « **Reply #4 on:** July 05, 2007, 03:22:15 PM »

Haven't you listened to the news today? Your missing orange disc is in Las Vegas and frying the place to death.....128F today!!!!! They actually fried an egg on the sidewalks. No B.S.

eldar · « **Reply #5 on:** July 05, 2007, 09:41:02 PM »

Sam, I think he meant a different 15 "inches"!

Sam Green Racing · « **Reply #6 on:** July 05, 2007, 09:59:58 PM »

Are you being rude young Eldy

Sam.

CrisPDuk · « **Reply #7 on:** July 05, 2007, 11:52:04 PM »

It rained that hard here in Bangkok yesterday lunchtime that the load bed in my pick-up ended up 5" deep, because the drain holes couldn't cope

2 hours after it had stopped our yellow disc (a different one from your missing orange one I think) had dried the roads almost completely

eldar · « **Reply #8 on:** July 06, 2007, 09:18:04 AM »

Um... No? Mr. Olde timer!

ledbetter · « **Reply #9 on:** July 06, 2007, 10:55:32 AM »

Hell if I had 15 inches I would be in movies lol

Ledbetter

ledbetter · « **Reply #10 on:** July 07, 2007, 12:34:28 PM »

Ransome has been recived,your disk will be returned soon

Ledbetter

6pkrunner · « **Reply #11 on:** July 07, 2007, 01:26:28 PM »

We got sun here for the first time in about 2 months - for just seeing it. Record rainfall but not like some of the other areas around the world that are submerged.
Its July and seems more like late April.

Ingrid · « **Reply #12 on:** July 10, 2007, 08:07:21 AM »

And now there is snowfall in Argentina... LOL

CrisPDuk · « **Reply #13 on:** July 10, 2007, 10:32:35 AM »

Considering it's mid-winter in Argentina though Ingrid, snow's hardly unexpected really

neil young · « **Reply #14 on:** July 20, 2007, 08:29:08 PM »

mcpuffett · « **Reply #15 on:** July 21, 2007, 01:46:52 AM »

Anyone know how Bryanj is in Gloucester? they have got bad flooding there today

, mick.

SteveD CB500F · « **Reply #16 on:** July 21, 2007, 02:52:56 AM »

Considering he only moved house last week - I would hope he's on high ground!

What other criteria can there be nowadays.

medic09 · « **Reply #17 on:** July 21, 2007, 08:57:56 PM »

Sam Green Racing · « **Reply #18 on:** July 23, 2007, 03:56:38 PM »

Half the country has been under water at sometime or other over the last few weeks.
It said on the news earlier that nearly half a million homes were without drinking water.
On a brighter note, they found out what caused the crack in that dam in Yorkshire.
When the water subsided, they found a car imbeded in the dam with four muslims inside.

Police said, "it was the start of Ramadam

Sam.

nickjtc · « **Reply #19 on:** July 23, 2007, 04:19:23 PM »

Now that's just being naughty, Sam.

CrisPDuk · « **Reply #20 on:** July 24, 2007, 09:51:33 AM »

Out of interest Sam?

Do you actually know any jokes that are younger than you

SteveD CB500F · « **Reply #21 on:** July 24, 2007, 12:33:22 PM »

There aren't any jokes younger than Sam

Sam Green Racing · « **Reply #22 on:** July 24, 2007, 04:21:14 PM »

Quote from: SteveD CB500F on July 24, 2007, 12:33:22 PM

There aren't any jokes younger than Sam

I am quite capable of answering my own questions thank you Steve

Noel, there aren't any jokes younger than me.

Sam the elder

CrisPDuk · « **Reply #23 on:** July 26, 2007, 10:28:39 AM »

Quote from: SamCR750 on July 24, 2007, 04:21:14 PM

Quote from: SteveD CB500F on July 24, 2007, 12:33:22 PM
There aren't any jokes younger than Sam

I am quite capable of answering my own questions thank you Steve

Noel, there aren't any jokes younger than me.

Sam the elderly

Editted for accuracy

Sam Green Racing · « **Reply #24 on:** July 30, 2007, 05:46:04 PM »

Quote from: mcpuffett on July 21, 2007, 01:46:52 AM

Anyone know how Bryanj is in Gloucester? they have got bad flooding there today , mick.

He's OK Mick, just the no clean drinking water problem.

Sam.

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