Topic: Confucius say

[Steve F]

Confucius say ".....man who go through turnstyle sideway going to Bangkok".

[tbone]

Confucius say ".....man who fart in church, sit in own pew!

[Jonesy]

Confucius say "...man who drops watch in toilet has sh*tty time."

[Cvillechopper]

Confucius, on very rare occassions, say "Leave me the F*&K alone, I'm taking a $h!t here!"

[oldfordguy]

Confucius say: Man who stand on top of stool is high on pot.

[firecracker]

Confucius say:

Man who go to sleep with itchy butt, wake up with smelly finger.

[Jonesy]

Confucius say "...Virginity like balloon; one prick, all gone."

Confucius say: Man who stand on top of stool is high on pot.

I thought it was "Man who stand on toilet high on pot"..?

[Dawdlin Dog]

Confucius say "woman is like spiders web, leads to undoing of many flies"

[gregwaits]

Confucius say "Man who walk around with hole in pocket feel cocky all day"

[eldar]

If Confucius heard all the things he said, he would think "WTF?"

[PanAmerican]

Confucious say "He who weave in and out of traffic end up in stitches."

[Steve F]

If Confucius heard all the things he said, he would think "WTF?"

Confucius say ".....What the f_-k"

[UnCrash]

Confucius say, virginity like bubble. One prick - all gone

http://mapage.noos.fr/matushansky/confucius.html

[333]

Cheater!

[Jonesy]

Confucius say, virginity like bubble. One prick - all gone

http://mapage.noos.fr/matushansky/confucius.html

That's not the version I read...

[nickjtc]

Confucius say..."woman who cooks meat and peas in same pot, very unhygenic."