Rode them both.
Not at the same time I hope
A hillbilly came running into the store and said to his buddy " Bubba,somebody just stole your pickup truck!" Bubba said " Did you see who it was?" The hillbilly replied " I couldn`t tell but I got the license number!"
A hitchhiker in the hills of Tennessee was picked up by a hillbilly who pulled a gun on him and ordered him to take a bottle of corn moonshine out of the glove compartment of the pickup.
"Drink it!" the hillbilly yelled while waving the gun.The hitchhiker took a swallow from the bottle , gasped, gulped , sobbed , blinked , wept , gagged , choked , shuddered , squirmed and twitched.
"All right" said the hillbilly "now you hold the gun and force me to take a drink!"