Slim walks into a bar, notices a very large jar on the counter, and
sees it's filled to the brim with $10 bills. He guesses there must be
thousands of dollars in it.
Slim approaches the bartender and asks. "What's up with the jar?"
Well, you pay $10 and if you pass three tests, you get all the
money.."
Slim certainly isn't going to pass this up.
"What are the three tests?"
"Pay first, those are the rules." says the bartender.
So Slim gives him the $10 and the bartender drops it into the jar.
"OK," the bartender says. "Here's what you need to do .
First , You have to drink that entire gallon of pepper tequila, the
whole thing, all at once .. and you can't make a face while doing it.
Second, There's a pit bull chained-up out back with a sore tooth.
You have to remove the tooth with your bare hands.
Third, There's a 90-year old woman upstairs who has never reached
orgasm during intercourse. You've gotta make things right for her."
Slim is stunned. "I know I paid my $10, but I'm not an idiot, I won't
do it! You have to be nuts to drink a gallon of pepper tequila, and
then
do those other things ..."
"Your call," says the bartender, "but your money stays where it is."
As time goes on and Slim has a few drinks, then a few more, he asks,
"Wherez zat tequila?"
Slim grabs the gallon with both hands and downs it with big slurps.
Tears streaming down both cheeks, but Slim doesn't make a face.
Next, Slim staggers out back where the pit bull is chained-up and
soon the people inside the bar hear a huge, noisy scuffle going on
outside.
They hear the pit bull barking, Slim screaming, the pit bull yelping
and then silence.
Just when they think Slim surely must be dead, he staggers back into
the bar, with his shirt ripped and large bloody scratches all over
his
body.
"Now," Slim says. "Where's the old woman with the sore tooth?"
