Tom, sorry life sucks right now. It'll get better.
BUT...
As a mouth-breather, I take offense!
Seriously, I can't get enough air through my plenty-big-enough nose to save my life.
So, let's just agree to call "them" troglodytes, and leave us mouth-breathers out of it!

*** Mouth Breather *** is a new one on me 
please know that no insult is intended here.

Posted while I was typing - not offended, just defending my manner of breathing.

Had a chip on my shoulder ever since that movie with Sigorney Weaver (where she and her daughter were scam artists) used it as an insult. Side note, I can't seem to type insult. Every time I try, it comes out as inslut. Paging Dr. Freud....