...by some well known people.
The problem is that God gives man a brain and a penis, but only enough blood to run one at a time. Robin Williams
Instead of getting married again I’m going to find a woman I don’t like and give her a house.
Rod Stewart.
According to a new survey women say that they are more comfortable undressing in front of a man than another woman. They say that women are too judgemental, where, of course, men are just grateful. Robert De Niro.
Women need a reason to have sex. Men just need a place. Billy Crystal.
Women complain about PMS, but I see it as the only time of the month that I can be myself. Roseanne.
Ah yes, divorce…from the Latin word to rip out a mans genitals through his wallet. Robin Williams.
Clinton lied. A man might forget where he parks or where he lives, but he never forgets oral sex, no matter how bad it is. Barbara Bush (former First Lady)
My girlfriend always laughs during sex, no matter what she is reading. Steve Jobs (founder, Apple computers)
Women might be able to fake orgasms, but men can fake entire relationships. Sharon Stone.
Sex at age 90 is like trying to shoot pool with a rope. George Burns.
Bisexuality immediately doubles your chances for a date on a Saturday night. Rodney Dangerfield.
Having sex is like playing bridge. If you don’t have a good partner you’d better have a good hand. Woody Allen.
You know “that look” that women get when they want sex? Me neither. Steve Martin.
