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Offline Terry in Australia

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Anyone seen Herman?
« on: August 15, 2007, 02:46:11 AM »

Fifty-one years ago, Herman James, a North Carolina mountain man, was drafted by the Army.

On his first day in basic training, the Army issued him a comb. That afternoon the Army barber sheared off all his hair.

On his second day, the Army issued Herman a toothbrush. That afternoon the Army dentist yanked seven of his teeth.

On the third day, the Army issued him a jock strap.

The Army has been looking for Herman for 51 years.  ;D
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Re: Anyone seen Herman?
« Reply #1 on: August 15, 2007, 03:45:56 AM »
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