Topic: redhead and blonde

[steven400/4]

a redhead and a blonde pass a flower shop as the redhead spots her fella buying flowers. she says "oh #$%* he always has expectations after buying me flowers. i dont feel like spending the next 3 days on my back with my legs in the air," the blonde says,,,,,,,,, dont you have a vase?

[333]

2 things:

First, "A rose by any other name would" not smell so good after being there first.

And secondly, this reminds me of the question "How can something that smells so bad taste so good?"

[Steve F]

2 things:

First, "A rose by any other name would" not smell so good after being there first.

And secondly, this reminds me of the question "How can something that smells so bad taste so good?"

My brother in law once told me "Every time I take out the garbage I get a woody".   

[Dawdlin Dog]

If girls are "made of sugar and spice and all things nice", How come they taste of anchovies?

 

[Rocker]

If girls are "made of sugar and spice and all things nice", How come they taste of anchovies?

 

I can think of so many bad responses to this but I will give my part to keep this thread at least mildly respectable.   

[cb750k7]

If girls are "made of sugar and spice and all things nice", How come they taste of anchovies?

 

Maybe because diabetic people wants to have fun too??

[sparty]

Ummm... you guys need to find girls who shower and use soap.

[Sam Green Racing]

Soap can taste just as bad

Sam

[sparty]

Soap can taste just as bad

Sam

I'd rather eat the soap than a bad piece of pie.

[750goes]

I've been told - "smells like fish"     but    "tastes like chicken"   from a totally unreliable source of course....

[upperlake04]

You guys are disgusting.