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Offline Mike the bike

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More of this is needed in the world
« on: August 27, 2007, 11:12:12 AM »
TO THOSE OF YOU NOT FAMILIAR WITH JOE ARPAIO, HE IS THE MARICOPA COUNTY SHERIFF (ARIZONA) AND HE KEEPS GETTING ELECTED OVER AND OVER AGAIN.

These are some of the reasons why:

Sheriff Joe Arpaio created the "tent city jail" to save Arizona from
spending tens of million of dollars on another expensive prison
complex.

He has jail meals down to 40 cents a serving and charges the inmates for them.

He banned smoking and porno magazines in the jails, and took away
their weightlifting equipment and cut off all but "G" movies.  He
says: "they're in jail to pay a debt to society not to build muscles
so they can assault innocent people when they leave."

He started chain gangs to use the inmates to do free work on county and city projects and save taxpayer's money.

Then he started chain gangs for women so he wouldn't get sued for
discrimination.

He took away cable TV until he found out there was a federal court
order that required cable TV for jails.  So he hooked up the cable TV again but only allows the Disney channel and the weather channel.

When asked why the weather channel he replied: "so these morons will know how hot it's gonna be while they are working on my chain gangs."

He cut off coffee because it has zero nutritional value and is
therefore a waste of taxpayer money.  When the inmates complained, he told them, "This isn't the Ritz/Carlton.  If you don't like it, don't come back."

He also bought the Newt Gingrich lecture series on US history that he pipes into the jails.  When asked by a reporter if he had any lecture series by a Democrat, he replied that a democratic lecture series that actually tells the truth for a change would be welcome and that it might even explain why 95% of the inmates were in his jails in the first place.

With temperatures being even hotter than usual in Phoenix (116 degrees just set a new record for June 2nd), the Associated Press
reports: About 2,000 inmates living in a barbed- wire-surrounded tent encampment at the Maricopa County Jail have been given permission to strip down to their government-issued pink boxer shorts. On Wednesday, hundreds of men wearing pink boxer shorts were chatting in the tents , where temperatures reached 128 degrees.  "This is hell.  It feels like we live in a furnace," said Ernesto Gonzales, an inmate for 2 years with 10 more to go.  "It's inhumane."

Joe Arpaio, who makes his prisoners wear pink, and eat bologna
sandwiches, is not one bit sympathetic.  "Criminals should be punished for their crimes not live in luxury until it's time for parole, only to go out and commit more crimes so they can come back in to live on taxpayers money and enjoy things many taxpayers can't afford to have for themselves."

Wednesday he told all the inmates who were complaining of the heat in the tents: "It's between 120F to 130F degrees in Iraq and our soldiers are living in tents too, and they have to walk all day in the sun, wearing full battle gear and get shot at, and they have not committed any crimes, so shut your damned mouths!"

Way to go, Sheriff!  If all prisons were like yours there would be a
lot less crime and we would not be in the current position of running out of prison spaces.

Sheriff Joe was just re-elected Sheriff in Maricopa County , Arizona
Lets bring this guy to the UK and sort out our prisons!
If you can't see light at the end of the tunnel, go down the tunnel and light the chuffing thing yourself

Offline cb350f_rider_73

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Re: More of this is needed in the world
« Reply #1 on: August 27, 2007, 11:45:34 AM »
I agree with how the sheriff does things, therefore I don't see the humor in it...just the truth of the situation.  :D
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Re: More of this is needed in the world
« Reply #2 on: August 27, 2007, 05:23:18 PM »
It's about time someone steps up and does it.  Most prisoners live better than I do, with the exceptions of the butt rapings.

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Re: More of this is needed in the world
« Reply #3 on: August 27, 2007, 07:00:29 PM »
Now that Alberto Gonzales is out of the Attorney General job, perhaps Sheriff Joe should get a BIG promotion?
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F you mark...... F you.

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Re: More of this is needed in the world
« Reply #4 on: August 27, 2007, 07:39:00 PM »
It should be that way! They eat better than half of us do!