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Offline Helo229

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Kid with a stuttering problem
« on: September 12, 2007, 05:26:02 AM »
So a boy and his parents move into a new neighborhood, which means a new school for the boy. Unfortunately, the son has a terrible stuttering problem which only gets worse when he's nervous, so the parents arrange for the bus to pick the boy up right in front of their house so the kids at the bus stop don't pick on him.

The first day the bus comes, stops in front of the house, and the boy goes to nervously ask the bus driver is this was the bus for his school, but all he managed to get out was "ittsss thhh thhh thh buus fooo foofoofoor" When the bus driver closes the door and pulls away.

The second day, the boy goes to ask the bus driver if this was the right bus, but as he nervously stutters, the bus driver pulls away again.

On the third day, the mother is extremely peeved that she has to keep driving her son to school, so she hides in the bushes while the son is waiting for the bus, hoping to have a word with the driver. Sure enough the bus shows up, stops, the boy goes to ask the driver, and the bus starts to move. Just then the mother jumps out at the bus, makes it stop, and storms onboard to have a word with the driver.

"Why do you keep leaving my son here every morning?!" she asks
The bus driver replies, "Be be because he kee keeps making fuu fuu fuun of me!"