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Offline nickjtc

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Another (excrutiating) frog joke
« on: September 13, 2007, 06:27:20 AM »
A frog went into a bank and approached the teller. He saw from her nameplate that her name was Patricia Whack.

"Miss Whack, I'd like to get a $30,000 loan to take a holiday."

Patty looked at the frog in disbelief and asked his name. The frog said his name was Kermit Jagger, and that his dad was Mick Jagger, and that it was okay because he knew the bank manager. Patty explained that he would need to secure the loan with some collateral. The frog replied, "Sure. I have this," and produced a tiny porcelain elephant, about an inch tall, bright pink and perfectly formed.

Very confused, Patty explained that she would have to consult with the bank manager, and disappeared into a back office.

She found the manager and said, "There's a frog called Kermit Jagger out there who claims to know you and wants to borrow $30,000, and he wants to use this as collateral." She held up the tiny pink elephant. "What in the world is this?"

(you're gonna love this)

(its a real treat)

(a masterpiece)

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The bank manager looked back at her and said...

"It's a knick knack, Patty Whack. Give the frog a loan. His old man's a Rolling Stone."
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Re: Another (excrutiating) frog joke
« Reply #1 on: September 13, 2007, 08:06:54 AM »
My brain.... OUCH!!!  :P :P
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Re: Another (excrutiating) frog joke
« Reply #2 on: September 13, 2007, 09:32:48 AM »
OMG that was so bad! :P

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Re: Another (excrutiating) frog joke
« Reply #3 on: September 13, 2007, 09:50:13 AM »
*---GROAN---*   :D

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Re: Another (excrutiating) frog joke
« Reply #4 on: September 13, 2007, 11:09:41 AM »
That was so bad that it was good...

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Re: Another (excrutiating) frog joke
« Reply #5 on: September 13, 2007, 09:41:13 PM »
AYE CARUMBA!!!!!!
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Re: Another (excrutiating) frog joke
« Reply #6 on: September 13, 2007, 10:17:43 PM »
I love good humour-


I like it but would lose the plot in trying to retell it... ;D

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Re: Another (excrutiating) frog joke
« Reply #7 on: September 15, 2007, 11:27:15 PM »
So bad it is brilliant!
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Re: Another (excrutiating) frog joke
« Reply #8 on: September 17, 2007, 02:21:57 AM »
made me laugh  ;)
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Re: Another (excrutiating) frog joke
« Reply #9 on: September 17, 2007, 06:37:23 PM »
I was expecting the knick-knack patty-whack part, but the rest of it caught me off guard... LOL
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