Topic: Lone Ranger

[Rushoid]

A Golden Oldie... 
 
  One day Lone Ranger and his side kick Tonto were out riding when Lone Ranger had to urinate. So Lone Ranger goes over to the bush pulls down his pants and then he screams. He runs over to Tonto and says, "Tonto I've been bitten by a snake on my penis! Go to town and ask the doctor what to do."

So Tonto rides to town and goes to the doctor and says, "Doctor, Lone Ranger has been bit by a snake. What do I do?"

The doctor looks at Tonto and says, "You take a knife and make an x on the spot where he was bit, then you suck out the venom."

Tonto thanks the doctor and rides back to Lone Ranger and Lone Ranger asks, "What did the doctor say?"

Tonto looks at Lone Ranger and says "Doctor say you gonna die!"

[BobbyR]

 

[KB02]

The Lone Ranger and Tonto were riding through the countryside one day trying to escape their persuers when the Lone Ranger stopped, looked around, and said to Tonto, "Well, we've got Indians to the right of us, Indians to the left of us, Indians ahead of us and Indians behind. What are we going to do?"
   Tonto looked back the Lone Ranger and said, "What you mean "We," white man?"