Two businessmen in Tupelo, Mississippi are sitting
in their soon-to-be new store...as yet, the store isn't
ready - only a few shelves are set up. One says to the
other, "I bet any minute now a redneck is going to
walk by, put his face to the window and ask what
we're selling."
No sooner were the words out of his mouth when, sure
enough, a curious redneck walks to the window, has a
peek and asks, "What're y'all sellin' here?"
One of the men, being a smartass, replies, "Oh! We're
selling #$%*s here."
Without skipping a beat, the redneck says, "Well, I see's
y'all're doing really good, you only got two left!"
