After a long night of making love,
> the guy notices a photo of another man,
> on the woman's nightstand by the bed.
> He begins to worry.
> "Is this your husband?"
> he nervously asks.
> "No, silly,"
> she replies, snuggling up to him.
>
> "Your boyfriend, then?"
> he continues.
> "No, not at all,"
> she says, nibbling away at his ear.
>
> "Is it your dad or your brother?"
> he inquires, hoping to be reassured.
> "No, no, no! You are so hot when you're jealous!",
> she answers.
>
> "Well, who in the hell is he, then?"
> he demands.
>
> She whispers in his ear
> "That's me before the surgery."
