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Offline ieism

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Warning for shoppers!
« on: September 26, 2007, 12:10:51 AM »
This is a warning for anybody that shop's at Wal-Mart in Califonia. This has happened to me last week, but i've heard it has been going on for weeks.
It happened to me at the carpark of the Anaheim Walmart, but i've been told it can happen everywhere now.
Here's how it goes down:
While you're putting your stuff in the trunk, two gorgeous looking South-American girls, I think about 20 years old will come up to you. They have shirts on that are so tight and tiny, that it's barely preventing their breasts from poppin out. You'd have to be quite a man not to speak to them.
They will have some made up sad but realistic story about a relative needing help or some $hit, and ask if you're willing to drive them to an adress an hour away.
When they get in the backseat, they will start touching eachother making sure that you see them in you rearview mirror. Then one of them climbs into the frontseat and gives you oral sex. When you're not paying attention, the other girl will steal your wallet.
This happened to me last tuesday. And wednesday and friday too. Saturday it even happended twice. On thursday I didn't see them in the carpark............. but be carefull anyway!

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Re: Warning for shoppers!
« Reply #1 on: September 26, 2007, 12:24:45 AM »
 ;D ;D I'm on my way.......
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Re: Warning for shoppers!
« Reply #2 on: September 26, 2007, 02:11:34 AM »
Why don't you just pitch a tent there, but remember, too much sends you blind.
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Re: Warning for shoppers!
« Reply #3 on: September 26, 2007, 02:57:33 AM »
Note to self.... Find $2 wallet and put 5 bux in.... Drive to walmart and wait...  8)


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Re: Warning for shoppers!
« Reply #4 on: September 26, 2007, 06:45:09 AM »
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Re: Warning for shoppers!
« Reply #5 on: September 27, 2007, 09:07:47 AM »
Very clever how you turned an urban Legend into a joke in the last line.  ;D
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Offline toycollector10

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Re: Warning for shoppers!
« Reply #6 on: September 30, 2007, 02:25:38 PM »
True story, last week my mate from the pub, Bryce, had his wallet picked from the back pocket of his jeans. It happened at the local mall.

He chased down the perp and dropped him then gave him four good smacks to the head and three to the ribs before he was pulled off.

His lawyer is going to get a copy of the security camera footage just in case the cops prosecute him for assault. It's evidence. You know how it is these days.

Hopefully I will be able to post the footage up here.  Bryce is now a legend as opposed to a slightly booze-soaked good guy.

The same little hood-rat belonged to the gang of five that ripped the handbag off the 80 year old lady just days before. She broke her hip in the fall. You also know what that leads to.
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