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Offline Sam Green Racing

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« on: October 03, 2007, 04:58:14 PM »
Last night a was feeling really depressed and felt like ending it all.
Instead I posted a joke unfit to be seen on this forum.
Sorry 78, English sence of humor and brain not working.

Sam  :-[
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Re: Suicidal
« Reply #1 on: October 03, 2007, 05:00:37 PM »
That is just wrong on so many levels...  ;)

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Re: Suicidal
« Reply #2 on: October 24, 2007, 09:52:39 PM »
Quote from: SamCR750 on October 03, 2007, 04:58:14 PM
Last night a was feeling really depressed and felt like ending it all.
Instead I posted a joke unfit to be seen on this forum.
Sorry 78, English sence of humor and brain not working.

Sam  :-[

Yeah Sammy, the same thing happened to me awhile ago, I was feeling so bad I decided to take an overdose of anti-depressants, but the funny thing was that after I took the first couple, I started to feel a lot better, so went for a ride instead? Weird, or what? ;D
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Re: Suicidal
« Reply #3 on: October 25, 2007, 07:14:49 AM »
You guys are going to have to work ALOT harder to actually offend me! I amy be Canadian and therefor can sometimes be seen as overly polite but believe me it is all a big act!! Not to mention if I was actully offended I would have made my feelings known! Another Canadian trait...heck look at the war of 1812. You guys pissed us off so we burnt down your White House!

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EDit....I just remembered that Sam isn't from the USA!!
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Re: Suicidal
« Reply #4 on: October 26, 2007, 06:46:38 AM »
Can you do it again? Preferably with its occupants?
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Re: Suicidal
« Reply #5 on: October 26, 2007, 08:35:11 AM »
Quote from: eldar, Master of the K8 Thunder! on October 26, 2007, 06:46:38 AM
Can you do it again? Preferably with its occupants?

Send lots of beer ;D ;D

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Re: Suicidal
« Reply #6 on: October 26, 2007, 09:32:48 AM »
Quote from: eldar, Master of the K8 Thunder! on October 26, 2007, 06:46:38 AM
Can you do it again? Preferably with its occupants?

Only if he announces when in advance, so we can come and watch. ;)
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Re: Suicidal
« Reply #7 on: October 26, 2007, 11:56:56 AM »
wtf are you guys talking about? ???
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Re: Suicidal
« Reply #8 on: October 26, 2007, 04:30:39 PM »
Try and keep up Dusty, even Eldy's on to it! ;D
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I was feeling sorry for myself because I couldn't afford new bike boots, until I met a man with no legs.

So I said, "Hey mate, you haven't got any bike boots you don't need, do you?"

"Crazy is a very misunderstood term, it's a fine line that some of us can lean over and still keep our balance" (thanks RB550Four)

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Re: Suicidal
« Reply #9 on: October 27, 2007, 08:21:40 AM »
Dusty we at one time had a different "white house" and it got burned down and was then rebuilt in DC. I would bore with details. That should give you the clues you need to catch up. ;)
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Re: Suicidal
« Reply #10 on: October 28, 2007, 09:08:51 PM »
Quote from: eldar, Master of the K8 Thunder! on October 26, 2007, 06:46:38 AM
Can you do it again? Preferably with its occupants?


That's a bit harsh Eldar :-\

At least give the twins time to get out ;D
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Re: Suicidal
« Reply #11 on: October 29, 2007, 06:33:13 AM »
Nope. That stupid gene must be stopped! For the good of ALL mankind. :)
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Re: Suicidal
« Reply #12 on: October 29, 2007, 08:42:40 AM »
Quote from: eldar, Master of the K8 Thunder! on October 29, 2007, 06:33:13 AM
Nope. That stupid gene must be stopped! For the good of ALL mankind. :)

That's just to harsh Eldar ;)  There are other ways you know, it is possible to dilute the gene using smarter donors you know.

And may I be the first to volunteer to help Jenna with the diluting of hers ;D
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Re: Suicidal
« Reply #13 on: October 29, 2007, 04:23:14 PM »
Too much stupid to overcome for even einstein.
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Re: Suicidal
« Reply #14 on: October 29, 2007, 05:20:57 PM »
The twins are no better!  One is a drunk, just like Daddy and the other is a addict probably just like Mommy!  I'm buying the plane ticket to come see that one... I must be in the front rowww...   ;D
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Re: Suicidal
« Reply #15 on: October 29, 2007, 05:38:25 PM »
Did anybody see Jenna Bush's interview in which she discusses her UNICEF work with Latin American and African AIDS patients?
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Re: Suicidal
« Reply #16 on: October 29, 2007, 07:15:29 PM »
Quote from: edbikerii on October 29, 2007, 05:38:25 PM
Did anybody see Jenna Bush's interview in which she discusses her UNICEF work with Latin American and African AIDS patients?

Yes, I was impressed. The apple fell a long, long way from the tree. ;)
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Re: Suicidal
« Reply #17 on: October 30, 2007, 02:57:34 AM »
Quote from: canyon750 on October 29, 2007, 05:20:57 PM
The twins are no better!  One is a drunk, just like Daddy and the other is a addict probably just like Mommy!  I'm buying the plane ticket to come see that one... I must be in the front rowww...   ;D

Define 'drunk' Canyon :)

From what I've read of her exploits, it's nothing compared to what me and mine get up to on a good weekend ;D
The only differences are my Dad ain't famous, and the UK's press isn't dominated by temperate prudes, who wouldn't know a good time if it rolled up and fcuked them up the ass ::)
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Re: Suicidal
« Reply #18 on: October 30, 2007, 03:58:40 AM »
Picking on a teenager for partying is just plain nasty.  I mean really, WTF?  Bunch of self-righteous liberal democrat b@stards are worse than the freakin' "religious right".

Besides, at least Jenna is hot.  If you shaved Chelsea's @$$ and made her walk backwards she'd still be f'in ugly -- even if she was drunk!
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Re: Suicidal
« Reply #19 on: October 30, 2007, 06:04:51 AM »
Quote from: edbikerii on October 30, 2007, 03:58:40 AM
Besides, at least Jenna is hot.  If you shaved Chelsea's @$$ and made her walk backwards she'd still be f'in ugly -- even if she was drunk!

 ;D

Thanks Ed, I nearly spat coffee up my monitor there ;D
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« Reply #20 on: October 30, 2007, 06:23:51 AM »
Ed are you talking about the same jenna? she is in her early 20's. I think you have the wrong person in mind. the person you should be thinking about was asked to leave by argentina, a known safe haven for nazi war criminals. Apparently old nazis are not as bad as the bush twins. :D
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Re: Suicidal
« Reply #21 on: October 30, 2007, 10:40:20 AM »
I'm glad somebody appreciates my sophisticated sense of humor around here!   ;D ;D ;D

Quote from: CrisPDuk on October 30, 2007, 06:04:51 AM
Quote from: edbikerii on October 30, 2007, 03:58:40 AM
Besides, at least Jenna is hot.  If you shaved Chelsea's @$$ and made her walk backwards she'd still be f'in ugly -- even if she was drunk!

 ;D

Thanks Ed, I nearly spat coffee up my monitor there ;D
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Re: Suicidal
« Reply #22 on: October 30, 2007, 12:46:49 PM »
im still lost,i do know the bush twins are involved somehow but thats it. ???
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Re: Suicidal
« Reply #23 on: October 30, 2007, 05:11:09 PM »
OK I totally agree about the Chelsea comment, but to call Jenna "hot" tells me you either just got out of prison or have spent too much time with the Russian women's gymnastic team!!   :o :o :o  And as for the UNICEF and other "charity" work, you can polish sh!t anyway you want, it's still sh!t!!   :D  Anyone with a 5th grade education can read a script.  Just look at her father!
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Re: Suicidal
« Reply #24 on: October 30, 2007, 05:18:05 PM »
Quote from: dusterdude on October 30, 2007, 12:46:49 PM
im still lost,i do know the bush twins are involved somehow but thats it. ???

I think Sam posted a joke, but subsequently thought better of it and edited it out.  Must have been a good one.
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