Ride my bike, HA, NEVER! One of the members here offered to let me take his bike for a spin around the block, but I just couldn't do it. How do say, "Sorry man, I dumped your bike. It handled great until......" I don't want to be on either end of that conversation.
I love to see your posts, although starting a "Hopes craigslist" thread may be the answer. I think it would be the middle ground that would make everyone happy.