The idea is to score the most points. Your attempts need to be verified by either a player or non-player. I DARE YOU - in fact, I DOUBLE DARE YOU!!
ONE POINT GAGS:
-Run one lap around the office at top speed.
-Ignore the first five people who say "Good Morning" to you.
-Phone someone in the office you barely know, leave your name and say, "just called to say I can't talk right now. Bye".
-To signal the end of a conversation, clamp your hands over your ears and grimace.
-When someone hands you a piece of paper, finger it, and whisper huskily, "mmmmmm, that feels soooo good!"
-Leave your zipper open for one hour. If anyone points it out, say, "Sorry I really prefer it this way".
-In the middle of a meeting, suddenly shout out "YAHTZEE".
-Walk sideways to the photocopier.
-While riding in an elevator, gasp dramatically every time the doors> open.
THREE POINT GAGS:
-Say to your boss, "I like your style" and shoot him with double-barreled fingers.
-Babble incoherently at a fellow employee then ask, "Did you get all that, cause I don't want to repeat it".
-Page yourself over the intercom (do not disguise your voice).
-Kneel in front of the water cooler and drink directly from the nozzle. (There must be a non-player in sight).
-Shout random numbers while someone is counting.
FIVE POINT GAGS:
-At the end of a meeting, suggest that for once, it would be nice to conclude with the singing of the National Anthem (extrapoints if you actually launch into it yourself).
-Walk into a very busy person's office and while they watch you with growing irritation, turn the light switch off & on 10 times.
-For an hour, refer to everyone you speak with as "Bob".
-Announce to everyone in a meeting that you really got to go #2.
-After every sentence, say 'Mon' in a really bad Jamaican accent. As in, "the report's on your desk, Mon". Keep this up for 1 hour.
-While an office mate is out, move their chair into the elevator.
-In a meeting or crowded situation, slap your forehead repeatedly and mutter, "Shut up dammit, all of you just shut up".
-At lunchtime, get down on your knees and announce, "As God as my witness, I will never go hungry again".
-In a colleague's diary, write in 10:00 am; "see how I look intights".
-Carry your keyboard over to your colleague, and ask, "do you want to trade?"
-Repeat the following conversation 10 times to the same person: "Do you hear that?" "What?" "Never mind, it's gone now".
-While talking to a colleague, pick your nose.
-Come to work in army fatigues and when asked why, say, "I can't talk about it".
-Find the vacuum and start vacuuming your desk.
-Hang a 2 foot long piece of toilet paper from the back of your pants, and act genuinely surprised when someone points it out.
-Tuck one pant leg into your sock and when asked about it, answer,"not now" and walk away.
