Topic: Ask a silly question and....

[UnCrash]

Here's a gem from Craigslist ....  I have no idea if it is original...

http://seattle.craigslist.org/about/best/wdc/323692159.html

I have 2 dogs & I was buying a large bag of Pal at Big W and standing inline at the check out.

A woman behind me asked if I had a dog.

On impulse, I told her that no, I was starting The Pal Diet again although I probably shouldn't because I'd ended up in the hospital last time, but that I'd lost 50 pounds before I awakened in an intensive care ward with tubes coming out of most of my orifices and IV's in both arms.

I told her that it was essentially a perfect diet and that the way that it works is to load your pants pockets with Pal nuggets and simply eat one or two every time you feel hungry & that the food is nutritionally complete so I was going to try it again.

I have to mention here that practically everyone in the line was by now enthralled with my story, particularly a guy who was behind her.

Horrified, she asked if I'd ended up in the hospital in that condition because I had been poisoned. I told her no; it was because I'd been sitting in the street licking my balls and a car hit me.

I thought one guy was going to have a heart attack he was laughing so hard as he staggered out the door.

Stupid b*tch...why else would I buy dog food??

[mark]

The forwarded email started out....

I have a Golden retriever & I was buying a large bag of Purina at Wal-Mart and was in line to check out.
 
The rest was the same except that the last line was gone.

Guess I don't need to post that one now. oh well. still funny as hell.


Happy trails.

[neil young]

the last line is what made me laugh

[Einyodeler]

That`s hilarious

Here`s another good one on over 40 and dating:
http://www.craigslist.org/about/best/den/446210922.html