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Re: A tragedy in New Zealand.....
« Reply #50 on: October 24, 2007, 08:53:21 PM »
Yup.....my daughter.....you wanna be my son in law from down Under?...... :D
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Re: A tragedy in New Zealand.....
« Reply #51 on: October 25, 2007, 07:20:32 AM »
I didn't say that I couldn't wheelie it....I said that I can't wheelie it very well!! lol...

I know...I feel shame! Actually the biggest problem I have on that bike is when I hit it the back tire gets squirrely and slips like crazy! To be honest I have no interest in clutching it up so I will only due it under power. Like my wife keeps telling me.."it's all in the technique"!

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Re: A tragedy in New Zealand.....
« Reply #52 on: October 25, 2007, 07:57:44 AM »
I didn't say that I couldn't wheelie it....I said that I can't wheelie it very well!! lol...

I know...I feel shame! Actually the biggest problem I have on that bike is when I hit it the back tire gets squirrely and slips like crazy! To be honest I have no interest in clutching it up so I will only due it under power. Like my wife keeps telling me.."it's all in the technique"!

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If your wife keeps telling you and you still aren't doing it right then i can see why you can't wheelie your CBR!    :D :D    Wait, a minute...



You can't wheelie a CBR? My grandma could wheelie a CBR! Mate, you suck, go stand in the corner. (just kidding, put that gun down..............)  ;D

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Re: A tragedy in New Zealand.....
« Reply #53 on: October 26, 2007, 05:29:47 PM »
Yup.....my daughter.....you wanna be my son in law from down Under?...... :D

Man, do I ever! Here's a recent pic of me you can show that little lady Fred, I took it while I was thinking about my upcoming nuptials! ;D

I was feeling sorry for myself because I couldn't afford new bike boots, until I met a man with no legs.

So I said, "Hey mate, you haven't got any bike boots you don't need, do you?"

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Re: A tragedy in New Zealand.....
« Reply #54 on: October 26, 2007, 07:43:07 PM »
F*ck, he's better looking than I ever thought he was ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D

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Re: A tragedy in New Zealand.....
« Reply #55 on: October 26, 2007, 09:50:04 PM »
Yup.....my daughter.....you wanna be my son in law from down Under?...... :D

Man, do I ever! Here's a recent pic of me you can show that little lady Fred, I took it while I was thinking about my upcoming nuptials! ;D


AWWWW HELL!!!!!....never mind!!!!!!!.....(what was I thinking???) Never mind Terry!!!....but you can still come over so I can watch you do your puke thing!!! ;D
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Re: A tragedy in New Zealand.....
« Reply #56 on: October 27, 2007, 05:43:09 AM »
What happened to your moustache Terry?

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Re: A tragedy in New Zealand.....
« Reply #57 on: October 27, 2007, 07:11:17 AM »
AWWWW HELL!!!!!....never mind!!!!!!!.....(what was I thinking???) Never mind Terry!!!....but you can still come over so I can watch you do your puke thing!!! ;D

Geez mate, make up your mind! What is it, she doesn't like gray T shirts? I can wear my blue one if that's all it is!

Ah well, if she doesn't like me, what about my son, Chris? I took this pic today when he was up on the roof helping me clean the filters on the swamp cooler. He gets his looks from his mother's side of the family, apparently. Cheers, Terry. ;D

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Re: A tragedy in New Zealand.....
« Reply #58 on: October 29, 2007, 02:20:04 PM »
to 78K just a thought man...why are you trying to go about it the dangerous way with the CBR? Power wheelies are just asking for problems with newer stunt bike riders...Everyone i ride with who stunts and the occassional time i stunt its always clutch wheelies..easier to pull off once you master the technique and a lot more control...if it doesnt feel right..pull the clutch in..problem solved..get it up right..control your speed with your rear brake...i would rather replace a fried clutch from clutch wheelies then replace the entire bike from the eventual wipe out from a failed power wheelie..this is just my opinion mind you..take it as you will.
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Re: A tragedy in New Zealand.....
« Reply #59 on: October 29, 2007, 03:17:18 PM »
The guy’s Dad wrote this http://www.classicbikeforum.com/forum8/2532.html
Regardless of what the lad was doing on his bike, the cheese wire should not have been used as a barrier IMO.

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Re: A tragedy in New Zealand.....
« Reply #60 on: October 29, 2007, 06:19:11 PM »
What happened to your moustache Terry?

Well it's the weirdest thing Raul, it turned out not to be a moustache at all! In fact, it was just an accumulation of Vegemite from several years of my morning toast that had dried on my top lip, and then started to ferment, creating the illusion of "hair" which in fact, was a black mossy substance.

It didn't occur to me until recently when I was making love to a woman other than my wife, that I noticed after some particularly passionate foreplay that she appeared to have a moustache as well? "Now that's strange", I mused, "I'm sure that she didn't have a big bushy moustache on her left breast when we started?

Anyway, as you can imagine, after taking her to a whole new realm of sexual pleasure that she'd never imagined humanly possible, we were both lying there together on the kitchen table and she turned and looked me in the face and said, "where's your moustache, Raul? ("Raul" is my "nom de guerre" when "servicing" the local ladies ) The funny thing now is that no hair will grow on my upper lip, it's as if that Vegemite has had a depilatory effect, rendering my top lip completely infertile?

Oh well, more room for the ladies, ha ha! ;D       
I was feeling sorry for myself because I couldn't afford new bike boots, until I met a man with no legs.

So I said, "Hey mate, you haven't got any bike boots you don't need, do you?"

"Crazy is a very misunderstood term, it's a fine line that some of us can lean over and still keep our balance" (thanks RB550Four)

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Re: A tragedy in New Zealand.....
« Reply #61 on: October 29, 2007, 06:34:59 PM »
What happened to your moustache Terry?

Well it's the weirdest thing Raul, it turned out not to be a moustache at all! In fact, it was just an accumulation of Vegemite from several years of my morning toast that had dried on my top lip, and then started to ferment, creating the illusion of "hair" which in fact, was a black mossy substance.

It didn't occur to me until recently when I was making love to a woman other than my wife, that I noticed after some particularly passionate foreplay that she appeared to have a moustache as well? "Now that's strange", I mused, "I'm sure that she didn't have a big bushy moustache on her left breast when we started?

Anyway, as you can imagine, after taking her to a whole new realm of sexual pleasure that she'd never imagined humanly possible, we were both lying there together on the kitchen table and she turned and looked me in the face and said, "son, go clean your room" The funny thing now is that no hair will grow on my upper lip, it's as if that Vegemite has had a depilatory effect, rendering my top lip completely infertile?

Oh well, more room for the ladies, ha ha! ;D       

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Re: A tragedy in New Zealand.....
« Reply #62 on: October 30, 2007, 12:54:09 AM »
LOL.... Terry, one of these days you are going to kill me..... 

I should feel flattered that "Raul" will become a legendary lover down under, but I'm afraid that only ugly women will be willing that you "service" them, so I don't really think I need such a publicity....  ;D


Terry, would you believe me if I tell you that I have your Vegemite tube still in my desk? What was the right way to eat it? You said toast, lightly spread with butter and then the Vegemite. Am I right?


C'mon, I said I would document the whole process. Give me directions and I will show the World over the goodness of such an outstanding aussie product.


BTW, does your son depilate his chest with Vegemite or does he just shave it? I had to undergo an electrocardiogram recently and the nurse was amazed about how much chest hair did I have. I told her: "really? I have never been that hairy" and she replied "it's not that hairy, but most of men today depilate themselves" 

I guess I'm too old to become a metrosexual.... ;D
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Re: A tragedy in New Zealand.....
« Reply #63 on: October 30, 2007, 03:18:01 PM »
The guy’s Dad wrote this http://www.classicbikeforum.com/forum8/2532.html
Regardless of what the lad was doing on his bike, the cheese wire should not have been used as a barrier IMO.



The more I hear about that "cheese wire" the less I like the sound of it.
It also sounds like his front end snapped, sure sounds like a design flaw to me.

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Re: A tragedy in New Zealand.....
« Reply #64 on: October 31, 2007, 01:14:32 PM »
Ooh Terry, a lot of guys here don't know it, but I'm as camp as a row of tents, and I love to dress up in my Olivia Newton John outfit from that movie "Grease" and dance around singing "You're the one that I want, ooh, a-ooh, ooh".

I wish that I really was a beautiful Aussie woman so you'd give me a good servicing on my kitchen table, I'd happily let you ride my bike and drink my beer fridge dry afterwards, as payment, you big sexy stud! I'd even put a paper bag over my head, and give you another one to wear just in case mine broke! 

Er, well, er, thanks for the kind offer mate, but um, I, er, have to go now, seeya! :o  ???
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So I said, "Hey mate, you haven't got any bike boots you don't need, do you?"

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Re: A tragedy in New Zealand.....
« Reply #65 on: October 31, 2007, 01:20:16 PM »
   Thanks Terry, that soda cost me $1.25 and now it's sprayed all over my screen >:(
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Re: A tragedy in New Zealand.....
« Reply #66 on: November 01, 2007, 11:11:57 AM »
The guy’s Dad wrote this http://www.classicbikeforum.com/forum8/2532.html
Regardless of what the lad was doing on his bike, the cheese wire should not have been used as a barrier IMO.



The more I hear about that "cheese wire" the less I like the sound of it.
It also sounds like his front end snapped, sure sounds like a design flaw to me.


The wire on the side of the road is bad news, bad enough when its barb wire fences or the like put up by private owners, over here though his father would have a good case against the government for putting up the wire.

As far as a "design flaw," its not. His bike was engineered to do very specific things, as all of our bikes are. Aluminum frames, whether they be on airplanes or bicycles, have a "life span." Aluminum is stiff, more so than steel, and as a result of repeated shocks hardens and fractures, just like any metal will over time. As performance becomes more important, the search for lighter, stiffer frames shortens the lifespan of the frame. For example, many parts of military aircraft are inspected after each and every flight. Others have to be inspected after certain loads measured on g-meters (a 10g force on a F4 phantom used to require both engines to be pulled and serviced with a complete airframe inspection). The closer to the "safety margin" a given part is engineered, the shorter is life span will be and the more frequent the inspections.

Our motorcycles are much less overbuilt than they used to be, so for those of us that race or stunt, we are pushing up against the life span of our machines much sooner than before. Landing hard after a wheelie is a significant impact! In fact, if you asked the engineers of the frame, I'm sure they could tell you the number of times you could do that before the frame failed, and I would suspect its a much lower number than most of us would think.

The real factor is ignorance of how closely to the safety margin our bikes are engineered. I know very few people that would replace their frame based on the number of miles on their bike. But there is a number of miles after which the frame designers would tell you to replace your frame, even if on the outside it appeared normal, and its probably not as many as we might like to think. An aluminum framed bike will not be good forever, and how its used will decide how long the frame lasts before failure.
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Re: A tragedy in New Zealand.....
« Reply #67 on: November 01, 2007, 01:22:11 PM »

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The real factor is ignorance of how closely to the safety margin our bikes are engineered. I know very few people that would replace their frame based on the number of miles on their bike. But there is a number of miles after which the frame designers would tell you to replace your frame, even if on the outside it appeared normal, and its probably not as many as we might like to think. An aluminum framed bike will not be good forever, and how its used will decide how long the frame lasts before failure.


I guess it's a good reason to stick with the Ducati or the steel framed old Honda eh?
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Re: A tragedy in New Zealand.....
« Reply #68 on: November 01, 2007, 08:47:30 PM »
   Thanks Terry, that soda cost me $1.25 and now it's sprayed all over my screen >:(

Sorry mate, I'll buy you another one when I come to visit! ;D

LOL.... Terry, one of these days you are going to kill me..... 

I should feel flattered that "Raul" will become a legendary lover down under, but I'm afraid that only ugly women will be willing that you "service" them, so I don't really think I need such a publicity....  ;D


Terry, would you believe me if I tell you that I have your Vegemite tube still in my desk? What was the right way to eat it? You said toast, lightly spread with butter and then the Vegemite. Am I right?


C'mon, I said I would document the whole process. Give me directions and I will show the World over the goodness of such an outstanding aussie product.


BTW, does your son depilate his chest with Vegemite or does he just shave it? I had to undergo an electrocardiogram recently and the nurse was amazed about how much chest hair did I have. I told her: "really? I have never been that hairy" and she replied "it's not that hairy, but most of men today depilate themselves" 

I guess I'm too old to become a metrosexual.... ;D

Thanks Raul, it seems that a lot of Aussie women find the name "Raul" very sexy, and of course they're quite right, we "Raul's" are the real deal, ha ha!

And no, none of the men in my family "depilate", we're just naturally not "hairy". I've had one theory explained to me that the less hairy you are, the further you've evolved from the Ape, but I can't substantiate that, of course.

There's no baldness in the family either, my father is 81 in January, and still has all his hair, so I guess that's not a bad thing, I'd rather have it where it can be seen, than where it can't?

Re: the Vegemite, just spread your toast with butter (real butter, not that plastic gay Margarine stuff) then spread the Vegemite as thick, or as thin, as your tastes will allow. If you like it, I'll send you some more. It's been banned in the US this year though, so be warned! Cheers, Terry. ;D
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I was feeling sorry for myself because I couldn't afford new bike boots, until I met a man with no legs.

So I said, "Hey mate, you haven't got any bike boots you don't need, do you?"

"Crazy is a very misunderstood term, it's a fine line that some of us can lean over and still keep our balance" (thanks RB550Four)

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Re: A tragedy in New Zealand.....
« Reply #69 on: November 02, 2007, 03:50:05 AM »
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..my father is 81 in January, and still has all his hair..

Terry, you may not be out of the woods yet. ;D

"To predict whether your son will be bald one day, look to Mom's father. There's an increased chance of baldness if a baby's maternal grandfather is bald. Why? Male-pattern baldness is inherited on the X-chromosome, which is passed from fathers to daughters to sons and so forth. In other words, if Mom's father is bald, he passed an X-chromosome with the baldness gene to her. She then passes the baldness gene to her son through the X-chromosome she contributes at conception."
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« Reply #70 on: November 02, 2007, 06:07:39 PM »
Thanks Bob, I just told my wife and now she's worried because her dad was as bald as a badger, ha ha! Oh well, I'm still ok..................  ;D
I was feeling sorry for myself because I couldn't afford new bike boots, until I met a man with no legs.

So I said, "Hey mate, you haven't got any bike boots you don't need, do you?"

"Crazy is a very misunderstood term, it's a fine line that some of us can lean over and still keep our balance" (thanks RB550Four)

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Re: A tragedy in New Zealand.....
« Reply #71 on: November 04, 2007, 01:48:48 PM »
I guess my grandpa's cromosomes were so messed up I grow hair in the wrong places.....  ;D

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Re: A tragedy in New Zealand.....
« Reply #72 on: November 05, 2007, 10:49:06 PM »
My dad's dad was bald but my mom's dad had a good head of hair so maybe I'll be OK.........who really cares though??? You might end up with a head of hair but some other malfunction will pop up sure as s%@t so how will you come out on top?????
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« Reply #73 on: November 05, 2007, 11:15:48 PM »
That's true Fred, but what if you were as bald as a baboons butt, and sick too?  ;D
I was feeling sorry for myself because I couldn't afford new bike boots, until I met a man with no legs.

So I said, "Hey mate, you haven't got any bike boots you don't need, do you?"

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« Reply #74 on: November 05, 2007, 11:20:40 PM »
Well Terry........I guess I'd just sit there and suck beer..........blow my harp and come up with some goofy assed tune about being bald and sick........or  I could go for a putt and put it all on the back burner!! ;)
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