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Offline Terry in Australia

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3 Wishes...................
« on: October 20, 2007, 05:35:10 PM »
Three blokes - a Canadian farmer, Osama bin Laden and an Aussie
 engineer   
 Are all working together one day and they come across a lantern and a
     
 Genie pops out of it. "I will give each of you one wish, which is
 three   
 Wishes in total" says the Genie.                                     
     
 The Canadian says, "I am a farmer, and my son will also farm. I want
 the land to be forever fertile in Canada." POOOOFF! With the blink of the
     
 Genie's eye, the land in Canada was forever fertile for farming.     
     
 ?                                                                   
     
 Osama bin Laden was amazed, so he said, "I want a wall around       
     
 Saudi Arabia, Afghanistan, Palestine, Iraq, Turkey and Iran so that no infidels,   
     
 Americans, Britons, Canadians, Israelis, or Australians can enter our precious Islamic state." POOOFF! 
     
 Again, with the blink of the Genie's eye, there was a huge wall around
     
 Those countries.                                                     
     
 ?                                                                   
     
 The Aussie Engineer says, "I'm curious. Please tell me more about   
 This wall."

The Genie explains, "Well, it's about 5000 feet high, 500
     
 Feet thick and completely surrounds the country. Nothing can get in or
     
 Out; it's virtually impenetrable."                                   
     
 ?                                                                   
     
 The Aussie engineer sits down, cracks a beer,                       
     
 Smiles and says, "Fill it with water".........   ;D
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Re: 3 Wishes...................
« Reply #1 on: October 20, 2007, 09:01:51 PM »
Leave it to the aussie to have a beer on him! :D
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Re: 3 Wishes...................
« Reply #2 on: October 20, 2007, 10:16:18 PM »
Same genie, different people - aborigine, chinese & aussie

aborigine says "I'd like a country where we & our dark skinned brothers can live in peace with no interference from white people

Genie snaps his fingers - POOF etc

Chinese says "I'd like all asian people to be in their own country, free to practise whatever religion they like with no outside interference"

Genie - POOF etc

Aussie say "let me get this straight. You mean there are no longer any dark people or asian people in Australia?"

Genie says "yes"

Aussie says "well #$%*, can I have a can of coke?"
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Re: 3 Wishes...................
« Reply #3 on: October 23, 2007, 01:12:42 PM »
Quote from: dpen on October 20, 2007, 10:16:18 PM
Same genie, different people - aborigine, chinese & aussie

aborigine says "I'd like a country where we & our dark skinned brothers can live in peace with no interference from white people

Genie snaps his fingers - POOF etc

Chinese says "I'd like all asian people to be in their own country, free to practise whatever religion they like with no outside interference"

Genie - POOF etc

Aussie say "let me get this straight. You mean there are no longer any dark people or asian people in Australia?"

Genie says "yes"

Aussie says "well #$%*, can I have a can of coke?"

Fan of "Boondock Saint"?  ;)
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Re: 3 Wishes...................
« Reply #4 on: October 23, 2007, 01:20:37 PM »
"I do believe the monsignor has finally got it right."

"Aye"
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Re: 3 Wishes...................
« Reply #5 on: October 23, 2007, 09:36:44 PM »
Quote from: eldar, Master of the K8 Thunder! on October 20, 2007, 09:01:51 PM
Leave it to the aussie to have a beer on him! :D

No bloody choice Eldy, it hasn't rained here in so long, it's all that's left to drink! Hell it's so bad we're even importing English beer (urrrggghhh) just to wash the dogshiite off the sidewalk!  ;D
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I was feeling sorry for myself because I couldn't afford new bike boots, until I met a man with no legs.

So I said, "Hey mate, you haven't got any bike boots you don't need, do you?"

"Crazy is a very misunderstood term, it's a fine line that some of us can lean over and still keep our balance" (thanks RB550Four)

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Re: 3 Wishes...................
« Reply #6 on: October 23, 2007, 10:01:53 PM »
Quote from: Terry in Australia on October 23, 2007, 09:36:44 PM
Quote from: eldar, Master of the K8 Thunder! on October 20, 2007, 09:01:51 PM
Leave it to the aussie to have a beer on him! :D

No bloody choice Eldy, it hasn't rained here in so long, it's all that's left to drink! Hell it's so bad we're even importing English beer (urrrggghhh) just to wash the dogshiite off the sidewalk!  ;D
;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D :D
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Re: 3 Wishes...................
« Reply #7 on: October 24, 2007, 05:37:58 AM »
Quote from: Terry in Australia on October 23, 2007, 09:36:44 PM
Quote from: eldar, Master of the K8 Thunder! on October 20, 2007, 09:01:51 PM
Leave it to the aussie to have a beer on him! :D

No bloody choice Eldy, it hasn't rained here in so long, it's all that's left to drink! Hell it's so bad we're even importing English beer (urrrggghhh) just to wash the dogshiite off the sidewalk!  ;D

That's too funny!!!
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Re: 3 Wishes...................
« Reply #8 on: October 24, 2007, 09:31:56 PM »
Quote from: cleveland on October 24, 2007, 05:37:58 AM
Quote from: Terry in Australia on October 23, 2007, 09:36:44 PM
Quote from: eldar, Master of the K8 Thunder! on October 20, 2007, 09:01:51 PM
Leave it to the aussie to have a beer on him! :D

No bloody choice Eldy, it hasn't rained here in so long, it's all that's left to drink! Hell it's so bad we're even importing English beer (urrrggghhh) just to wash the dogshiite off the sidewalk!  ;D

That's too funny!!!

I love the seat on the bike in your avatar pic mate, is it wrong to covet another mans seat? ;D
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I was feeling sorry for myself because I couldn't afford new bike boots, until I met a man with no legs.

So I said, "Hey mate, you haven't got any bike boots you don't need, do you?"

"Crazy is a very misunderstood term, it's a fine line that some of us can lean over and still keep our balance" (thanks RB550Four)

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Re: 3 Wishes...................
« Reply #9 on: October 25, 2007, 12:35:05 AM »
I would imagine it all depends on what's occupying said seat at the time Terry ;)

If it was just the wife, I personally wouldn't take issue :-\

But if t'was the girlfriend or the dog, I would require you to 'step outside' ;D
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Re: 3 Wishes...................
« Reply #10 on: October 25, 2007, 08:10:00 AM »
Quote from: Terry in Australia on October 24, 2007, 09:31:56 PM
Quote from: cleveland on October 24, 2007, 05:37:58 AM
Quote from: Terry in Australia on October 23, 2007, 09:36:44 PM
Quote from: eldar, Master of the K8 Thunder! on October 20, 2007, 09:01:51 PM
Leave it to the aussie to have a beer on him! :D

No bloody choice Eldy, it hasn't rained here in so long, it's all that's left to drink! Hell it's so bad we're even importing English beer (urrrggghhh) just to wash the dogshiite off the sidewalk!  ;D

That's too funny!!!

I love the seat on the bike in your avatar pic mate, is it wrong to covet another mans seat? ;D

Covet away!  I think it is butt ugly, but it's super comfortable.  It's a 550 and I will likely sell it this winter once I change a few things on the bike. 
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Re: 3 Wishes...................
« Reply #11 on: October 25, 2007, 08:22:56 AM »
Quote from: Terry in Australia on October 20, 2007, 05:35:10 PM
The Aussie engineer sits down, cracks a beer,                       
     
 Smiles and says, "Fill it with water".........   ;D

Would that be dihyrogen monoxide?
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Re: 3 Wishes...................
« Reply #12 on: October 26, 2007, 05:36:17 PM »
Quote from: nickjtc on October 25, 2007, 08:22:56 AM
Quote from: Terry in Australia on October 20, 2007, 05:35:10 PM
The Aussie engineer sits down, cracks a beer,                       
     
 Smiles and says, "Fill it with water".........   ;D

Would that be dihyrogen monoxide?

Yeah mate, and we'll chuck a few cakes of soap in there to "fix up" any Muslim extremists visiting from Britain! ;D
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I was feeling sorry for myself because I couldn't afford new bike boots, until I met a man with no legs.

So I said, "Hey mate, you haven't got any bike boots you don't need, do you?"

"Crazy is a very misunderstood term, it's a fine line that some of us can lean over and still keep our balance" (thanks RB550Four)
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