Before the 2001 inauguration of George Bush, he was
invited to a get acquainted tour of the White House.
After drinking several glasses of iced tea, he asked
President Bill Clinton if he could use his personal bathroom.
When he entered Clinton's private toilet, he was astonished
to see that President Clinton had a solid gold urinal.
That afternoon, George told his wife, Laura, about the urinal.
'Just think,' he said, 'when I am President, I could have
a gold urinal, too. But I wouldn't do something so self-indulgent!'
Later, when Laura had lunch with Hillary at her tour of the
White House, she told Hillary how impressed George had
been at his discovery of the fact that, in his private bathroom,
the President had a gold urinal.
That evening, when Bill and Hillary were getting ready for bed,
Hillary smiled, and said to Bill:
By the way, I found out who pissed in your saxophone.
