What’s a bloke’s idea of foreplay?
Half an hour of begging.
What do you reply if a bloke asks “Am I your first?”
“You could be, you look familiar!”
What does the world’s smartest bloke do in the M&M factory?
Proofread
What is the only thing a girl needs to say to seduce a bloke?
“Hi!”
Why are blokes like eskies?
Load them up with beer, and you can take them anywhere.
Why are blokes like horoscopes?
‘Cos they are always there to tell you what to do…
…and they are usually wrong.
