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Offline bill3749

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Oh, Where does this belong....?
« on: November 01, 2007, 04:12:04 PM »
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Subject: FW: Montana Golfing Rules


  Montana USA:

The Montana State Department of Fish and Wildlife is advising golfers to take extra precautions and be on the alert for bears while playing on Gallatin , Helena , and Lewis and Clark National Forests  Golf Courses.

They advise golfers to wear noise-producing devices such as little bells on their clothing to alert, but not to startle the bears  unexpectedly.

They also advise you to carry pepper spray in the case of an encounter with a bear. It is also a good idea to watch for signs of   bear activity.


Golfers should be able to recognize the difference between Black bear and grizzly bear droppings on the golf course.

Black bear droppings are smaller and contain berries and possibly squirrel fur.

Grizzly bear droppings have bells, golf balls, golf-gloves, and sunglasses in them and smell like pepper spray.

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Re: Oh, Where does this belong....?
« Reply #1 on: November 01, 2007, 04:25:22 PM »
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Re: Oh, Where does this belong....?
« Reply #2 on: November 02, 2007, 08:52:46 PM »
Very good!

As to where it belongs.... in the Humor (humour, in real english) section of course!   :o ;D ;D
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