Hung Chow calls into work and says, Hey, I no come work today, I really sick. Got headache, stomach ache and legs hurt, I no come work.
The boss says, You know something, Hung Chow, I really need you today. When I feel like this, I go to my wife and tell her I want sex. That makes everything better and I go to work. You try that.
Two hours later Hung Chow calls again. I do what you say and I feel great. I be at work soon!..... You got nice house.
