An Englishman, an Australian and a Kiwi were in a DC3 returning from a raid on enemy forces. Suddenly the port engine fails..after a couple of minutes the captain comes down the back and says "We're too heavy, we will crash unless we lighten the aircraft". So they all start throwing their gear out the door.
Five minutes later the pilot returns and says, "We're still to heavy, someone has to go to save the others". Up stands the Englishman and salutes then says "God bless England", and out he jumps.
Five minute later the pilot returns again and says "We're still too heavy, someone else has to go"
Up stands the Kiwi, salutes,
Then throws the Aussie out the door.
"God bless New Zealand"
