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Offline mark

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Choking First-Aid?
« on: November 26, 2007, 01:01:47 AM »
A tourist couple are passing through Prineville and decide to stop for dinner.

They order fried chicken and consume it with great gusto.

A piece of gristle lodges in the lady's throat and she starts to choke, turning shades of purple.

LeRoy and Bubba at the next table come to her rescue.

LeRoy stands in front of their table, drops his overalls, and bends over.

Bubba kneels behind LeRoy, and begins to vigorously tongue LeRoy's butt-crack.

The lady is so grossed-out by this spectacle that she regurgitates quite forcefully, dislodging the offending gristle.

LeRoy turns to Bubba and says....






"See Bubba. I told ya that hind-lick maneuver works like a charm!"

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Re: Choking First-Aid?
« Reply #1 on: November 26, 2007, 07:36:23 AM »
OOFA  :o
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Re: Choking First-Aid?
« Reply #2 on: November 27, 2007, 01:01:49 AM »
damn it..i need to clean my keyboard again...thats the second time i covered it with coke as i choked while reading that lol
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Re: Choking First-Aid?
« Reply #3 on: November 28, 2007, 01:11:19 PM »
Where's that little puking smiley thingy when I need it...

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