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Offline BobbyR

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T-G-I-F
« on: December 05, 2007, 06:20:52 AM »
A business man got on an elevator. When he entered, there was a blonde already inside who greeted him with  a bright, "T-G-I-F."  He smiled at her and replied, "S-H-I-T." She looked puzzled and repeated, "T-G-I-F," more slowly. He again answered, "S-H-I-T."  The blonde was trying to keep it friendly, so she smiled her biggest smile, and said as sweetly as possibly, "T-G-I-F."The man smiled back to her and once again, "S-H-I-T." The exasperated blonde finally decided to explain.  'T-G-I-F' means 'Thank Goodness It's Friday.' Get it, duuhhh?" The man answered, "'S-H-I-T' means "Sorry, Honey, it's Thursday.
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Re: T-G-I-F
« Reply #1 on: December 05, 2007, 09:31:09 AM »
HAHAHA!!!!! I Love it!!
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Re: T-G-I-F
« Reply #2 on: December 05, 2007, 09:45:55 AM »
So a horse walks into a bar and the bartender says: "Why the long face?"
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« Reply #3 on: December 05, 2007, 12:25:53 PM »
And the grasshopper sitting beside the horse says, "Hey Barkeep, get me a beer".

The bartender looks at him and says, "Hey, do you know there's a drink named after you?"

To which the Grasshopper says, "What? Kevin?"  ;D
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Re: T-G-I-F
« Reply #4 on: December 05, 2007, 01:33:45 PM »
Quote from: Terry in Australia on December 05, 2007, 12:25:53 PM
And the grasshopper sitting beside the horse says, "Hey Barkeep, get me a beer".

The bartender looks at him and says, "Hey, do you know there's a drink named after you?"

To which the Grasshopper says, "What? Kevin?"  ;D

I thought it was Trevor?
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Re: T-G-I-F
« Reply #5 on: December 05, 2007, 02:42:41 PM »
You do realize it's Wednesday... right?
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Re: T-G-I-F
« Reply #6 on: December 05, 2007, 03:26:57 PM »
Hey it is thursday somewhere! :D
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Re: T-G-I-F
« Reply #7 on: December 05, 2007, 04:29:55 PM »
Quote from: dustyc on December 05, 2007, 02:42:41 PM
You do realize it's Wednesday... right?

Kevin's name is Wednesday?!  I thought it was Trevor...
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Re: T-G-I-F
« Reply #8 on: December 05, 2007, 04:44:52 PM »
Mind if we call you "Bruce" to keep it clear?
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Re: T-G-I-F
« Reply #9 on: December 05, 2007, 04:48:16 PM »
SPBT springs to mind :D :D :D :D :D

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Re: T-G-I-F
« Reply #10 on: December 05, 2007, 06:28:13 PM »
What are those SBPT springs like Sammy? I've got APE springs, but they're a bit hard? ;D
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I was feeling sorry for myself because I couldn't afford new bike boots, until I met a man with no legs.

So I said, "Hey mate, you haven't got any bike boots you don't need, do you?"

"Crazy is a very misunderstood term, it's a fine line that some of us can lean over and still keep our balance" (thanks RB550Four)

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Re: T-G-I-F
« Reply #11 on: December 05, 2007, 06:29:18 PM »
Quote from: medic09 on December 05, 2007, 01:33:45 PM
Quote from: Terry in Australia on December 05, 2007, 12:25:53 PM
And the grasshopper sitting beside the horse says, "Hey Barkeep, get me a beer".

The bartender looks at him and says, "Hey, do you know there's a drink named after you?"

To which the Grasshopper says, "What? Kevin?"  ;D

I thought it was Trevor?

Nah, that was his brother..............  ;D
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I was feeling sorry for myself because I couldn't afford new bike boots, until I met a man with no legs.

So I said, "Hey mate, you haven't got any bike boots you don't need, do you?"

"Crazy is a very misunderstood term, it's a fine line that some of us can lean over and still keep our balance" (thanks RB550Four)

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Re: T-G-I-F
« Reply #12 on: December 05, 2007, 08:50:45 PM »
Quote from: sabotage420 on December 05, 2007, 09:45:55 AM
So a horse walks into a bar and the bartender says: "Why the long face?"

The version I heard recently starts thusly:

Celine Dion walks into a bar and the bertender asks....
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Re: T-G-I-F
« Reply #13 on: December 06, 2007, 04:21:06 AM »
You look a little "down in the mouth".  You been chewin' on a duck?
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Re: T-G-I-F
« Reply #14 on: December 06, 2007, 06:46:44 AM »
I'm a frayed knot
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Re: T-G-I-F
« Reply #15 on: December 06, 2007, 06:49:31 AM »
Quote from: Steve F on December 06, 2007, 04:21:06 AM
You look a little "down in the mouth".  You been chewin' on a duck?

I don't know what that's from or what it means but its pretty darn funny!
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Re: T-G-I-F
« Reply #16 on: December 07, 2007, 03:21:01 PM »
I always thought it stood for Super High Intensity Training
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Re: T-G-I-F
« Reply #17 on: December 09, 2007, 08:47:13 AM »
Quote from: sabotage420 on December 06, 2007, 06:49:31 AM
Quote from: Steve F on December 06, 2007, 04:21:06 AM
You look a little "down in the mouth".  You been chewin' on a duck?

I don't know what that's from or what it means but its pretty darn funny!
http://www.answers.com/topic/down-in-the-dumps
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Re: T-G-I-F
« Reply #18 on: December 10, 2007, 06:52:41 AM »
Quote from: Mike the bike on December 07, 2007, 03:21:01 PM
I always thought it stood for Super High Intensity Training
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