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Offline BobbyR

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REDNECK PICK UP LINES
« on: November 25, 2007, 03:19:01 PM »
1.  Did you fart, cause you blew me away.
2.  Are your parents retarded, 'cause you sure is special.
3.  My Love for you is like diarrhea ... I can't hold it in.
4.  Do you have a library card, 'cause I'd like to sign you out.
5.  Is there a mirror in your pants? Because I can see myself in them.
6.  If you and I were Squirrels, I'd store my nuts in your hole.
7.  You might not be the best looking girl here, but beauty is only a light switch away.
8.  Man - "Fat Penguin!" Woman - "WHAT?" Man - "I just wanted to say something that would break the ice."
9.  I may not be Fred Flintstone, but I bet I can make your bed-rock.
10. I can't find my puppy, can you help me find him? I think he went into this cheap motel room.
11. Your eyes are as blue as window cleaner.
12. If you're going to regret this in the morning, we can sleep until the afternoon.
13. Your face reminds me of a wrench, every time I think of it my nuts tighten up.
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Re: REDNECK PICK UP LINES
« Reply #1 on: November 26, 2007, 02:12:59 AM »
The second one had me nearly spitting coffe over my keyboard ;D

My daughter has been known as Spesh for nearly ten years now ::)

When she was twelve years old she she shouted at me "You can't tell me off, I'm Special", in front of the whole family at one of our regular gatherings :D

The reason she was being told off is now lost in the mists of time, but the name has stuck, to the point that even her fiance calls her by it ;D
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Re: REDNECK PICK UP LINES
« Reply #2 on: November 26, 2007, 04:36:59 AM »
Your folks drive the house to this Wal-Mart often??????
Y'all must be tired cuz you been runnin' round in my mind all day!
Aw, shoot, just get in the dang truck beech!
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Re: REDNECK PICK UP LINES
« Reply #3 on: November 26, 2007, 07:08:24 AM »
I have always liked this line:  if you want romance, read a novel. If you wanna F*** hop in my truck! ;D
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Re: REDNECK PICK UP LINES
« Reply #4 on: November 26, 2007, 05:56:18 PM »
Quote from: CrisPDuk on November 26, 2007, 02:12:59 AM
The second one had me nearly spitting coffe over my keyboard ;D

My daughter has been known as Spesh for nearly ten years now ::)

When she was twelve years old she she shouted at me "You can't tell me off, I'm Special", in front of the whole family at one of our regular gatherings :D

The reason she was being told off is now lost in the mists of time, but the name has stuck, to the point that even her fiance calls her by it ;D
Well that was a good one, my Son is not Special, he is spoiled. They told him he has rights in 4th grade. One day I told him I was gonna tan his hide, then he told me he would call  Child Protective Services. I gave him a shot in the can and handed him the phone.
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Re: REDNECK PICK UP LINES
« Reply #5 on: December 05, 2007, 08:56:44 PM »
Quote from: BobbyR on November 26, 2007, 05:56:18 PM
Quote from: CrisPDuk on November 26, 2007, 02:12:59 AM
The second one had me nearly spitting coffe over my keyboard ;D

My daughter has been known as Spesh for nearly ten years now ::)

When she was twelve years old she she shouted at me "You can't tell me off, I'm Special", in front of the whole family at one of our regular gatherings :D

The reason she was being told off is now lost in the mists of time, but the name has stuck, to the point that even her fiance calls her by it ;D

Good for you! Call his bluff!  ;D
Well that was a good one, my Son is not Special, he is spoiled. They told him he has rights in 4th grade. One day I told him I was gonna tan his hide, then he told me he would call  Child Protective Services. I gave him a shot in the can and handed him the phone.
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