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Offline Terry in Australia

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Four Presidents in the land of OZ. (no, the other one................)
« on: December 16, 2007, 01:44:24 AM »
Jerry Griffin sent me this, and I had to share....................


Four United States Presidents get caught up in a tornado and off they whirled to the land of OZ


 
They finally made it to the Emerald City and went to find the Great Wizard .

What brings the 4 of you before the Wizard of Oz? '


 
 
Jimmy Carter stepped forward timidly and said:
'I've come for some courage.'



No Problem! said the Wizard Who ' s next? '

Richard Nixon stepped forward,
'Well, I think I need a heart.'



 
'Done! says the Wizard.
Who comes next before the Powerful Oz?'





Up stepped George Bush and said,
'I'm told by the American people that I need a brain.'

'No problem! said the Wizard.
Consider it done.'
 
 

Then there is a great silence in the hall .
Bill Clinton is just standing there, looking around, but he doesn't say a word.

Irritated, the Wizard finally asks,


'Well, what do you want?'
 





 
 
'IS DOROTHY HERE?'
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« Reply #1 on: December 17, 2007, 07:44:59 AM »
Well he had all the rest so he might as well get some tail while he is waiting for the rest of them!
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« Reply #2 on: December 17, 2007, 02:32:07 PM »
Looks like he'll be back in the White House soon enough Eldy, I wonder if he'll be banging a few more interns while Mrs Prez is looking the other way? Ha ha, Cheers, Terry. ;D
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I was feeling sorry for myself because I couldn't afford new bike boots, until I met a man with no legs.

So I said, "Hey mate, you haven't got any bike boots you don't need, do you?"

"Crazy is a very misunderstood term, it's a fine line that some of us can lean over and still keep our balance" (thanks RB550Four)

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« Reply #3 on: December 17, 2007, 02:52:30 PM »
If I was married to that thing people call a wife, I sure would be! :D
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« Reply #4 on: December 17, 2007, 03:10:16 PM »
Do ya reckon she's a Lesbian? I know I am! ;D
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So I said, "Hey mate, you haven't got any bike boots you don't need, do you?"

"Crazy is a very misunderstood term, it's a fine line that some of us can lean over and still keep our balance" (thanks RB550Four)

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Re: Four Presidents in the land of OZ. (no, the other one................)
« Reply #5 on: December 17, 2007, 04:50:39 PM »
I am told that Janet Reno is actually Chelsea's real father.
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« Reply #6 on: December 17, 2007, 04:52:20 PM »
Could be Bobby, I heard that Janet Reno was born a man! ;D
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« Reply #7 on: December 17, 2007, 05:15:22 PM »
You assume that there was a change. Can we say Drag Queen???
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« Reply #8 on: December 17, 2007, 05:57:26 PM »
So Bobby, was "Dubbya" really lost in the jungle as a baby, and raised by chimpanzees? ;D
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I was feeling sorry for myself because I couldn't afford new bike boots, until I met a man with no legs.

So I said, "Hey mate, you haven't got any bike boots you don't need, do you?"

"Crazy is a very misunderstood term, it's a fine line that some of us can lean over and still keep our balance" (thanks RB550Four)

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« Reply #9 on: December 17, 2007, 08:42:03 PM »
Quote from: Terry in Australia on December 17, 2007, 02:32:07 PM
Looks like he'll be back in the White House soon enough Eldy, I wonder if he'll be banging a few more interns while Mrs Prez is looking the other way? Ha ha, Cheers, Terry. ;D

bite your tongue! really none of the candidates give me the warm fuzzies this time around. i'll probably vote libertarian.
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Re: Four Presidents in the land of OZ. (no, the other one................)
« Reply #10 on: December 18, 2007, 02:42:05 AM »
Terry, thanks to the choices being put forward by the democrats, I'm finding it hard to see the next president of the US being anything other than a Republican :-\

It doesn't matter how badly Dubya screws it up now, there's no way in hell all them decent 'christian' white folks in the American heartland are ever going to vote for either a woman or a ni**er (please pardon my french) to be their next President, no matter what all them woolly minded liberals on both coasts would have you believe ::)
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« Reply #11 on: December 18, 2007, 02:54:58 AM »
Well I agree, Crispy, and I disagree.

I agree that a black man doesn't have a snowball's chance in hell of getting elected as American President, because A. Black people don't vote, B. Black People don't trust black officials, and call 'em "Uncle Toms" etc and C. Very, very few white men in America will vote for a black man. (not that many American men actually vote, anyway)

Now Hillary, on the other hand, is a smart choice, because women, for the most part, are vindictive biatches, so they will vote for a woman President, just to stick it up the men. In fact, they couldn't care less about their policies, they'll vote for a woman, just because they really believe, that a woman could do a better job than a man. Come to think of it, after the mess that GW has made, they're probably right, ha ha! ;D
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So I said, "Hey mate, you haven't got any bike boots you don't need, do you?"

"Crazy is a very misunderstood term, it's a fine line that some of us can lean over and still keep our balance" (thanks RB550Four)

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« Reply #12 on: December 18, 2007, 03:51:26 AM »
You're possibly right Terry about both the vindictive thing and that she couldn't possible do a worse job :-\


One thing I do know though, if she does win, for one week in every four there's gonna be some pretty 'intense' negotiations happening with some country or other ;D
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« Reply #13 on: December 18, 2007, 03:58:04 AM »
Have you had a look at her mate? She looks like she's "pretty intense" most of the time, ha ha! Why do you think Bill was banging those interns? He was too frightened to ask her, ha ha! ;D
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"Crazy is a very misunderstood term, it's a fine line that some of us can lean over and still keep our balance" (thanks RB550Four)

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« Reply #14 on: December 18, 2007, 04:06:12 AM »
Good point ;D


I'd put money on it having teeth anyway :o
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« Reply #15 on: December 18, 2007, 04:19:49 AM »
I reckon it would have healed over by now....................  ;D
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I was feeling sorry for myself because I couldn't afford new bike boots, until I met a man with no legs.

So I said, "Hey mate, you haven't got any bike boots you don't need, do you?"

"Crazy is a very misunderstood term, it's a fine line that some of us can lean over and still keep our balance" (thanks RB550Four)
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