My aps if this one has been posted already:
A lady goes to a new gynocologist for the first time. She settles into the stirrups.
The doc begins his examination. As she lies back, she hears:
"My God you have a huge cervix! You have a huge cervix!"
Insulted, she says:
"Well, you don't have to say it twice!"
To which he replies:
"I didn't!"
