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Now I've heard everything!
« on: December 19, 2007, 04:30:08 AM »
Motorcycle Cancer Seat Shield
by Steve
Thursday, November 15, 2007


A man named Randall Dale Chipkar is selling an EMF shield designed to be fitted inside a motorcycle seat.

"EMF" stands for electromagnetic field. He claims that EMFs can cause cancer, and that motorcycles are emitting enough of these EMFs to put riders in danger. His EMF shield can be fitted inside a motorcycle seat to provide riders with "peace of mind".

In fact, Chipkar authored a book entitled, "MOTORCYCLE CANCER? Are motorcycles KILLING US with cancers of the prostate, colon, kidney, bone, etc?", where he documents cases of riders whom he met diagnosed with cancer, and which he claims were victims of their own motorcycles.

"All of these riders had extremely low frequency (ELF) electromagnetic field (EMF) radiation shooting up from their motorcycle seats into their lower torso", Chipkar says. "Some readings were 100 times higher than what can be considered as acceptable exposure."

Chipkar goes on to say that governments and industry leaders are in denial over motorcycle-based EMFs so as to not create panic.

To learn more about Chipkar's EMF motorcycle seat shield, visit his website...
http://www.motorcyclecancer.com/


Well maybe it will drive down the price of bikes  :P
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Re: Now I've heard everything!
« Reply #1 on: December 19, 2007, 05:01:40 AM »
How dumb is that?  The tank and the seat pan will shield any of the ELF-EMF that is supposedly frying our nuts.  If they couldn't proove that the RF from cell phones and the EMF from power lines is not a health hazard....unless all of that is a government conspiracy/coverup in cahoots with the industry players........  ???

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Re: Now I've heard everything!
« Reply #2 on: December 19, 2007, 05:32:55 AM »
This Randall guy is probably a tinfoil hat wearing loony.

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Re: Now I've heard everything!
« Reply #3 on: December 19, 2007, 06:29:07 AM »
Thats a lousy hat. He could at least paint the darn thing like I did! :D

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« Reply #4 on: December 19, 2007, 06:38:56 AM »
The way to do it is to take a regular hat and line it with the foil.  That way you can be a looney and not look like one.

Well, depending on the hat!
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Re: Now I've heard everything!
« Reply #5 on: December 19, 2007, 06:56:27 AM »
Judging by Swoop's avatar, I'd say he's already covered!  ::)
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Re: Now I've heard everything!
« Reply #6 on: December 19, 2007, 07:03:53 AM »
Fear mongering can certainly be big business...you need to look no further than the White House for proof on that...

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Re: Now I've heard everything!
« Reply #7 on: December 19, 2007, 07:46:59 AM »
Thats a lousy hat. He could at least paint the darn thing like I did! :D

Everyone knows, or should know, that painting it neutralizes the EM shielding properties. ;D
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Re: Now I've heard everything!
« Reply #8 on: December 19, 2007, 08:22:09 AM »
So does this mean everyone with fibreglass seat pans is in big trouble?? :o
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« Reply #9 on: December 19, 2007, 08:29:38 AM »
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« Reply #10 on: December 19, 2007, 08:45:46 AM »
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Everyone knows, or should know, that painting it neutralizes the EM shielding properties

You have to use lead paint!

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Re: Now I've heard everything!
« Reply #11 on: December 19, 2007, 08:51:03 AM »
I've heard this phenomenon is more prevalent in the southern hemisphere...what say you Terry?


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« Reply #12 on: December 19, 2007, 10:37:20 AM »
Looks like a severe case of constipation!

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« Reply #13 on: December 19, 2007, 08:22:45 PM »
that man needs to get out more  ;D
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« Reply #14 on: December 20, 2007, 03:07:20 PM »
Interesting idea, Terry...

I never thought to surgically ATTACH the exercise ball to my ass..  That would certainly get me in shape quicker!
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Re: Now I've heard everything!
« Reply #15 on: December 20, 2007, 03:20:18 PM »
Your all nuts. It's hard for me to maintain my sanity on this forum.  ;D ;D ;D

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« Reply #16 on: December 20, 2007, 08:13:36 PM »
The worst case of blue balls in human history...

A good ewe should clear that right up, Terry!  ;D
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Re: Now I've heard everything!
« Reply #17 on: December 21, 2007, 05:37:27 AM »
"Your all nuts."

Well put!!! Nice pun....

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Re: Now I've heard everything!
« Reply #18 on: December 21, 2007, 06:17:38 AM »
Coffee hurts when it comes out your nose! >:(
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Re: Now I've heard everything!
« Reply #20 on: January 11, 2008, 12:10:58 AM »
How dumb is that?  The tank and the seat pan will shield any of the ELF-EMF that is supposedly frying our nuts.  If they couldn't proove that the RF from cell phones and the EMF from power lines is not a health hazard....unless all of that is a government conspiracy/coverup in cahoots with the industry players........  ???

Not to lend direct support to the radiation hazard.  But, ferrous materials such as steel, do not block or shield magnetic fields or lines of flux.  There are materials available that do disrupt this radiation.  MuMetal comes to mind.  Here are some other materials, if you are inclined to line your seat pan...
Or pants.  8)

http://www.lessemf.com/mag-shld.html

Cheers,

edit: I forgot to put in the link!
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Re: Now I've heard everything!
« Reply #21 on: January 11, 2008, 02:24:27 AM »
Go to this website,

http://www.lessemf.com/personal.html
where you can buy these.....

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« Reply #22 on: January 11, 2008, 03:29:56 PM »
man, that has got to hurt
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