25 degrees:
- Californians shiver uncontrollably
- People in Scotland sunbathe
15 degrees:
- Italian cars won't start
- People in Scotland drive with the windows down
10 degrees:
- Floridians wear coats, gloves and wool hats People in
- Scotland throw on a T-shirt
5 degrees:
- Californians begin to evacuate the state
- People in Scotland go swimming in the sea
0 degrees:
- New York Landlords turn the heat on
- People in Scotland have a last barbecue before it gets cold
-5 degrees:
- People in Miami are extinct
- People in Scotland lick flagpoles
-10 degrees:
- Californians all now live in Mexico
- People in Scotland throw on a light jacket
-20 degrees:
- Polar bears begin to evacuate the Arctic
- Scottish Boy Scouts postpone winter survival exercise until it gets cold enough
-50 degrees:
- Santa Claus abandons the North Pole
- People in Scotland wear a vest and pull down their ear flaps
-75 degrees:
- Ethyl alcohol freezes
- People in Scotland are angry 'cos they can't thaw their whiskey kegs
-90 degrees:
- Microbial life starts to grind to a halt
- Scottish cows complain of farmers with cold hands
-273 degrees:
- ALL atomic motion stops
- People in Scotland start saying "A bit hill chilly...eh?"
-500 degrees:
- Hell freezes over
- Scottish people support England in the Rugby World Cup…..
