(yet another borrowed...
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Two Ausies (Brucey & Trev) were panhandling in Auckland NZ.
Brucey always seemed to go home with a suitcase full of $10.00 notes while Trev only ever seemed to get a few measly dollars.
Brucey drove a mercedes and lived in a mortgage free home in the flashest part of town and always seemed to have plenty of spending money,
Trev gets a bit fed up and wants to know how come Brucey gets the bucks and he gets bugger all.
Brucey points to Trevs sign which says "UNEMPLOYED WITH A WIFE AND 6 KIDS TO SUPPORT" and then he points to his own sign which says "ONLY NEED $10.00 MORE TO GET BACK TO AUSTRALIA"
