Topic: Couldn't stand it

[Rocking-M]

I've been building a cabinet in the shop these last few rainy/icy/snowy days.
The Honda had gotten really dusty, cleaned it, waxed it, and rode it with
a bit of ice on the sides of the road. It was nippy but worth it

[bill440cars]

I've been building a cabinet in the shop these last few rainy/icy/snowy days.
The Honda had gotten really dusty, cleaned it, waxed it, and rode it with
a bit of ice on the sides of the road. It was nippy but worth it

         Understandable but, be careful, okay?

                                     Later on, Bill

[upperlake04]

 Good advice Bill, ice and street bikes can be a dangerous mix for whacko southern miscreants

[Rocking-M]

LOL! Those Canadian miscreants are always pointing out our southernisms. 

[seaweb11]

No insurance on mine right now

Didn't stop me from taking a short run around the neighborhood today       BrBrBrBrBr........

[Terry in Australia]

I'm going to raise the needles a notch in my CR carbs and take the K1 for a run today, it's overcast and has rained constantly over the last couple of days, (not enough to break the drought, but still good rain) and surprisingly, is actually quite cool.

It's only 64 deg F now, and it won't start to warm up again until Wednesday, (expected top 80 deg F) which is quite unusual for this time of year, but still quite comfy on the bike! Cheers, Terry.

[bill440cars]

I'm going to raise the needles a notch in my CR carbs and take the K1 for a run today, it's overcast and has rained constantly over the last couple of days, (not enough to break the drought, but still good rain) and surprisingly, is actually quite cool.

It's only 64 deg F now, and it won't start to warm up again until Wednesday, (expected top 80 deg F) which is quite unusual for this time of year, but still quite comfy on the bike! Cheers, Terry.

           You wouldn't be trying to Rub it in, would you?
Terry?

[Terry in Australia]

Nah mate, not me!

But seriously, you blokes who ride in snow and ice have my undying respect! Cheers, Terry.

[upperlake04]

   Say TIA, I could ship you a box of snow and ice to cool your drinks. RM has already ordered two.I take PayPal, no personal checks please

[Terry in Australia]

     Say TIA, I could ship you a box of snow and ice to cool your drinks. RM has already ordered two.   I take PayPal, no personal checks   

Slip a 1.75 litre bottle of Makers into that box-o-snow matey, and you've got a deal!

[Rocking-M]

That's the same deal I got TIA. Send it on Upperlake. 

[Uncle Ernie]

Good advice Bill, ice and street bikes can be a dangerous mix for whacko southern miscreants

That is so dayum funny I can't hardly stand it!!!

[Jerry Rxman Griffin aka MuthaF'er]

     Say TIA, I could ship you a box of snow and ice to cool your drinks. RM has already ordered two.   I take PayPal, no personal checks   

Slip a 1.75 litre bottle of Makers into that box-o-snow matey, and you've got a deal!

To all you "foreigners" it is 1.75 LITERS not litres. This is Kentucky Whiskey we're talking here, so we have the right to call it like it is. It was bad enough when we switched away from half gallons to those damn 1.75 liters! Same goes for pints and quarts. Each country has their own individual mix of metric/imperial, etc. Makes it real hard to get drunk when you can't remember what size you need !!   

[Terry in Australia]

Well I'd suggest that Kentuckians have the right to call it what they want Jerry, but you being from Colorado, you can probably only boast John Denver music as your main contribution to the US' economy? It's a pity he's dead, as a pilot, he was a great pop singer!

[Uncle Ernie]

OH
MY
DOG

Honest to Pete this is cracking me up.  So, I'm reading RXman's post and thinking "he's not from around here", and Terry confirms it. !
Mister Blister- we don't care how it comes as long as it gets here!













Colorado yuppie boy.








Terry for President ~

[azuredesign]

I've been building a cabinet in the shop these last few rainy/icy/snowy days.
The Honda had gotten really dusty, cleaned it, waxed it, and rode it with
a bit of ice on the sides of the road. It was nippy but worth it

Man, I'm jonesing bigtime here in Boston, but there's 2 feet of snow on the ground and it's looking like I'm going to have to get a dirtbike to get out at all before April. I think I'll wash and wax the woodpile instead.
All best,
Ben

[bill440cars]

I've been building a cabinet in the shop these last few rainy/icy/snowy days.
The Honda had gotten really dusty, cleaned it, waxed it, and rode it with
a bit of ice on the sides of the road. It was nippy but worth it

Man, I'm jonesing bigtime here in Boston, but there's 2 feet of snow on the ground and it's looking like I'm going to have to get a dirtbike to get out at all before April. I think I'll wash and wax the woodpile instead.
All best,
Ben

           We'd like to get a "White Christmas" once in a while but, 2' of the stuff? Whoa! Til' April??   I feel for you. Gotta be something to handle, huh? Take care now, polishing that "Woodpile", you could get splinters!    

                                     Later on, Bill  

[upperlake04]

         We'd like to get a "White Christmas" once in a while...

 I can send you a boxful too Bill (without the rotgut if you want) 

[Jerry Rxman Griffin aka MuthaF'er]

All right ya'll! Thats it for Terry & Ernie! Ernie, you'd better be careful. That Dingo Terry will get you in trouble.

I just live in Colorado and proud of it. Beautiful blue sky day. Think I'll go for a ride. Clean air. Pure water. Boston has 2 feet of snow. We have 2 inches on the plains. The mountains have snow in feet. I'm another transplanted ex-redneck that was born, raised and lived in Kentucky for 48 years. Paducah, Lexington, and Lu A Vull in that order. As babies, when we were teething, our mothers rubbed whiskey on our gums as a pain relief and our dads did shots with what was left over. I even told Terry the secret of how to become THE Makers Mark Ambassador of Australia! He will have a full barrel named after him and all the rights that come with such a fine southern distinction. Now I'll have to work on having him not only named a Duke of Paducah but also a Kentucky Colonel. Once he has this dinction he can forget about the Australian Militia he calls an Army! I'm a southerner by birth by choice by God!!

[azuredesign]

         We'd like to get a "White Christmas" once in a while...

 I can send you a boxful too Bill (without the rotgut if you want) 

Make it 2 boxs Bill! I'm going riding down to Big Bend and Texas hill country in February, so I'll make it, but it suck looking at bikes under plastic...
All best!
Ben

[DarkRider]

I find this amusing...heh Dave you might as well just buy a bunch of coolers and ship them off to our buddies that dont get the white stuff in the amounts we do lol

[Terry in Australia]

All right ya'll! Thats it for Terry & Ernie! Ernie, you'd better be careful. That Dingo Terry will get you in trouble.

I just live in Colorado and proud of it. Beautiful blue sky day. Think I'll go for a ride. Clean air. Pure water. Boston has 2 feet of snow. We have 2 inches on the plains. The mountains have snow in feet. I'm another transplanted ex-redneck that was born, raised and lived in Kentucky for 48 years. Paducah, Lexington, and Lu A Vull in that order. As babies, when we were teething, our mothers rubbed whiskey on our gums as a pain relief and our dads did shots with what was left over. I even told Terry the secret of how to become THE Makers Mark Ambassador of Australia! He will have a full barrel named after him and all the rights that come with such a fine southern distinction. Now I'll have to work on having him not only named a Duke of Paducah but also a Kentucky Colonel. Once he has this dinction he can forget about the Australian Militia he calls an Army! I'm a southerner by birth by choice by God!!

Geez sorry Jerry, I didn't realise that you were a genuine banjo playing, bucktoothed, sister molesting straw hat wearing "good old boy", I just thought you were another yuppie ski instructor "Southern Wannabe" poofter? My apologies mate, I'll never doubt you again! 

[Jerry Rxman Griffin aka MuthaF'er]

Terry,

That's first cousin molester to you    I try to keep it legal.

[Uncle Ernie]

OK... here's a test;
1)Two guys taking a whiz off a bridge.  The one from Colorado says, "Wow- the water's cold!" 
What's the North Carolina boy say?
2) What do you season your black-eyed peas with?
3) What's better than banana pudding and what "makes it"?

[Jerry Rxman Griffin aka MuthaF'er]

Answers to Ernie's quiz

1) The Carolina boy says "Damn, that thing of your's sure is long. Wish I could tell how deep the water is".
2) Pork, specifically Harpers country ham from western Kentucky
3) 1 of 3 things. (1) REAL pork barbeque obtained from Starnes Barbeque in Paducah, KY (2) pecan pie - momma makes it OR (3) Kentucky Fried Chicken by Colonel Sanders or momma. If it weren't for the vanilla wafers on banana pudding it wouldn't be worth a crap

Is North Carolina part of the north or the south? 

Did I pass?