No NO!
Dashing through the sand
with a bomb strapped to my back
I have a nasty plan
for christmas in Iraq!
Made it through checkpoint A
But not through checkpoint B
Thats when I got shot in the ass
by the US military!
Achmed the dead terrorist! 
Man Eldar,
When I think about the sentiment of getting out to ride on xmas day, in the peace and tranquility of New England, with the wierd feeling of show all around, I would have never thought that it was possible to get to the war in Iraq in one post on this thread.
Thank you for helping me to remember that things could be a lot worse, and confirming my wife's frequent claims that I am a selfish bastard, as well as making me laugh too!

All best for the New Year, you loon,
Ben