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Re: U2
« Reply #25 on: December 28, 2007, 10:20:06 PM »
ah yes...the Kwars have begun again...allow me a shot of my own...if ever chased by a bear the K1 rider would be so far out in front the K8 rider would have no choice but to become lunch simply because the bike is too slow to get away from its own shadow let alone a pissed off grizzly...
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Re: U2
« Reply #26 on: December 29, 2007, 03:37:09 AM »
That reminds me of a joke.

Two guys, an Aussie and a Frenchman are driving through the Kalahari National Lion Park, when their shiitbox Landrover breaks down. They look around and seeing no lions, they decide to walk back to the nearest exit.

Before he gets out of the stricken vehicle, the Aussie takes off his boots, and puts on a pair of Nike Air Pegasus running shoes. The Frenchman scoffs, "Mon Dieu, you silly Aussie, do you think you can outrun a lion?", to which the Aussie replies, "No mate, I only have to outrun you."  ;D
I was feeling sorry for myself because I couldn't afford new bike boots, until I met a man with no legs.

So I said, "Hey mate, you haven't got any bike boots you don't need, do you?"

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Re: U2
« Reply #27 on: December 29, 2007, 04:19:36 AM »
hence in my way of sayin it...the aussie would be the K1 rider while ol frenchie would be the K8 rider lol
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so, you say just tie myself on with this... and steer w/ this?   ;D ;D  ok.  where's my goggles?   8)

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Re: U2
« Reply #28 on: December 29, 2007, 09:56:34 PM »
Must have been a hard night of drinkin with all them delusions!

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Re: U2
« Reply #29 on: December 29, 2007, 10:08:46 PM »
hence in my way of sayin it...the aussie would be the K1 rider while ol frenchie would be the K8 rider lol

True, I wonder if Eldy is French? Because ND is so close to Canada, he might be? ;D
I was feeling sorry for myself because I couldn't afford new bike boots, until I met a man with no legs.

So I said, "Hey mate, you haven't got any bike boots you don't need, do you?"

"Crazy is a very misunderstood term, it's a fine line that some of us can lean over and still keep our balance" (thanks RB550Four)

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Re: U2
« Reply #30 on: December 31, 2007, 09:30:52 PM »
Not close at all. That is the north-eastern states! Damn them french-canadians! ;D