That reminds me of a joke.
Two guys, an Aussie and a Frenchman are driving through the Kalahari National Lion Park, when their shiitbox Landrover breaks down. They look around and seeing no lions, they decide to walk back to the nearest exit.
Before he gets out of the stricken vehicle, the Aussie takes off his boots, and puts on a pair of Nike Air Pegasus running shoes. The Frenchman scoffs, "Mon Dieu, you silly Aussie, do you think you can outrun a lion?", to which the Aussie replies, "No mate, I only have to outrun you."