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Offline nickjtc

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The blind cowboy and the all-girl bar.
« on: December 17, 2007, 09:30:05 AM »
An old, blind cowboy wanders into an all-girl biker bar by mistake. He finds his way to a bar stool and orders some coffee. After sitting there for a while, he yells to the waiter, "Hey, you wanna hear a
blonde joke?" The bar immediately falls absolutely silent.

In a very deep, husky voice, the woman next to him says, "Before you tell that joke, Cowboy, I think it is only fair, given that you are blind, that you should know five things:

1.The bartender is a blonde girl with a baseball bat.
2.The bouncer is a blonde girl.
3. I'm a 6-foot tall, 175-pound blonde woman with a black belt in karate.
4. The woman sitting next to me is blonde and a professional weightlifter.
5. The lady to your right is blonde and a professional wrestler."

"Now, think about it seriously, Mister. Do you still wanna tell that joke?"

The blind cowboy thinks for a second, shakes his head, and mutters, "No...not if I'm gonna have to explain it five times."
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Re: The blind cowboy and the all-girl bar.
« Reply #1 on: December 17, 2007, 09:33:15 AM »
thought id heard em all.  good one nick
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Re: The blind cowboy and the all-girl bar.
« Reply #2 on: December 17, 2007, 09:39:27 AM »
Excellent!   :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D
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Re: The blind cowboy and the all-girl bar.
« Reply #3 on: December 22, 2007, 12:19:09 PM »
Great!!!
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Re: The blind cowboy and the all-girl bar.
« Reply #4 on: December 27, 2007, 02:58:41 AM »
made me chuckle  ;)
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Re: The blind cowboy and the all-girl bar.
« Reply #5 on: December 28, 2007, 01:11:25 PM »
Dead man walking lol
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Re: The blind cowboy and the all-girl bar.
« Reply #6 on: January 01, 2008, 09:48:26 PM »
He didnt know what hit him!!! ;D
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Re: The blind cowboy and the all-girl bar.
« Reply #7 on: January 16, 2008, 01:05:55 PM »
This was originally told to me with the setting of an all girl biker bar. My immediate response before listening to the story was that I wanted to know where the bar was. Just as well, they probably would have kicked me out anyway! ;D