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Offline cb750k7

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Good joke...
« on: January 16, 2008, 08:12:50 PM »
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Good joke...
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Re: Good joke...
« Reply #1 on: January 16, 2008, 09:54:38 PM »
If thats all true it is hilarious
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Re: Good joke...
« Reply #2 on: January 17, 2008, 02:45:56 AM »
Good joke, but its made up.  A cigarette will not light gasoline.  However, we had an incident a few years back where a guy was injured after his wife sprayed a can of hairspray into the toilet for an extended period because it wasn't working right, and immediately thereafter her husband sat down, lit up, and tossed the still lit match between his junk.  Destroyed the toilet and he left a dent in the bathroom wall.
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Re: Good joke...
« Reply #3 on: January 17, 2008, 08:04:54 PM »
And Gasoline won't explode either.  But a cigarette will make gas vapors explode.

True or not, effin hilarious!!!
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Re: Good joke...
« Reply #4 on: January 17, 2008, 10:02:03 PM »
An oldie, but a goody, but not true guys. Read all about it here, and interestingly, it mentions the "Hairspray in the toilet bowl" story too! Cheers, Terry. ;D

http://www.snopes.com/embarrass/accident/toilet.asp
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Re: Good joke...
« Reply #5 on: January 18, 2008, 04:54:23 AM »
Funny but untrue

In fact I remember the Mythbusters going to great lengths to find out what you would actually need to blow yourself of the throne ;D
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« Reply #6 on: January 18, 2008, 03:04:40 PM »
Warm English beer, a curry, and a couple of Kebabs Crispy? ;D
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I was feeling sorry for myself because I couldn't afford new bike boots, until I met a man with no legs.

So I said, "Hey mate, you haven't got any bike boots you don't need, do you?"

"Crazy is a very misunderstood term, it's a fine line that some of us can lean over and still keep our balance" (thanks RB550Four)

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Re: Good joke...
« Reply #7 on: January 19, 2008, 01:29:18 AM »
Good grief, you colonials are uncouth ::)

Mixing curry and kebabs ;)


I do recall that they tried vegemite, but it had dissolved the porcelain before they could strike the match :o
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« Reply #8 on: January 19, 2008, 01:39:15 AM »
That's it Crispy, Vegemite is an acid, not a solvent, so it wouldn't have burned anyway! ;D
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I was feeling sorry for myself because I couldn't afford new bike boots, until I met a man with no legs.

So I said, "Hey mate, you haven't got any bike boots you don't need, do you?"

"Crazy is a very misunderstood term, it's a fine line that some of us can lean over and still keep our balance" (thanks RB550Four)

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Re: Good joke...
« Reply #9 on: January 19, 2008, 01:54:12 AM »
 ;D ;D ;D


Completely of topic here, my daughter was reading this forum with me a copule of weeks ago, and spotted your sig line ;)


As a result, apparently one her friends now has a new nickname :D
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Re: Good joke...
« Reply #10 on: January 19, 2008, 02:43:45 AM »
Slinky? ;D
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I was feeling sorry for myself because I couldn't afford new bike boots, until I met a man with no legs.

So I said, "Hey mate, you haven't got any bike boots you don't need, do you?"

"Crazy is a very misunderstood term, it's a fine line that some of us can lean over and still keep our balance" (thanks RB550Four)

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Re: Good joke...
« Reply #11 on: January 19, 2008, 06:23:42 AM »
 ;D ;D
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Re: Good joke...
« Reply #12 on: January 20, 2008, 12:27:50 AM »
An urban legend maybe...??

My brother tells a story about a seaman he worked with. He was indulging in a bit of...Gee, how do I put this politely..A*al s*x with his girlfriend when she sort of clammed up on him. They had to call the ambulance service and as they were being removed from the house on a stretcher, still in "the position", a gust of wind blew the blanket off them.....Naturally all the neighbours were crowded around wondering what all the excitement was about.....
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Re: Good joke...
« Reply #13 on: January 20, 2008, 12:34:26 AM »
More madness, but I think this is hilarious...The best example of Japlish ever..

You won't find this one on  http://www.engrish.com/ but it's in the spirit..

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« Reply #14 on: January 20, 2008, 12:07:09 PM »
Ha ha, is that where they examine Tax Office (IRS) staff, TC? ;D
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I was feeling sorry for myself because I couldn't afford new bike boots, until I met a man with no legs.

So I said, "Hey mate, you haven't got any bike boots you don't need, do you?"

"Crazy is a very misunderstood term, it's a fine line that some of us can lean over and still keep our balance" (thanks RB550Four)

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Re: Good joke...
« Reply #15 on: January 20, 2008, 08:59:26 PM »
Ike Hunt figure figure out what you guys find so humerous about that??   ???

 Not all things are sofa king obvious to everybody else.. :-[
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