The Rabbi's Teeth
A Rabbi arrived at a shul to give a speech.
He sat and waited silently. The audience sat patiently waiting for the Rabbi to begin.
Rabbi continues to sit quietly.
Fed up waiting, a few men approach the Rabbi:
- "Rabbi, why are you waiting? Please start your speech".
The Rabbi points to his mouth and whispers to them:
- "I left my false teeth at home"
The men run to the Rabbi's house and return with the false teeth.
The Rabbi starts speaking. He talks and talks. It is getting late, the audience wants him to finish.
They want to go home, but the Rabbi keeps on talking. Someone approached the Rabbi and asked
politely:
- "Rabbi, why do you talk so much?"
The Rabbi answered:
-"You brought my wife's teeth..."
